Episodes

  • Ep 152: How Tedalgrinche Stole Christmas! — Machinist Part 2

    Ep 152: How Tedalgrinche Stole Christmas! — Machinist Part 2
    Jul 14 2025

    On the heels of their tournament victory, the Machinists of the Skysteel Manufactory have nowhere to go but up! Except one prideful Dzemael noble just can't let it go. Will we be able to thwart our insistent interloper or will Tedalgrinche engineer our downfall? Join us for the conclusion to the Heavensward Machinist questline!

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    54 mins
  • Beginner Survival Guide

    Beginner Survival Guide
    Jul 9 2025

    NOTE: This episode and a duplicate episode #1.5 have been published at the same time. Ep 1.5 has been backdated to appear second in our episode order, visible to listeners who start at the beginning of our series. This is a duplicate listing for subscribers so it appears in your new episode feed!

    New to Final Fantasy 14 and still figuring things out? We have you covered! In this episode we discuss how to tackle this massive game and untangle its myriad features. Consider this a survival guide as you find your footing in Eorzea!

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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • Ep 151: Full Mythril Jacket — Machinist Part 1

    Ep 151: Full Mythril Jacket — Machinist Part 1
    Jul 7 2025

    We investigate the continuous ruckus inside the Skysteel Manufactory and find ourselves whisked away on a journey of friendship, firearms, and fractious classism. Join us for levels 30-50 of the Machinist job quest in Final Fantasy 14!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Ep 150: Sohm Al

    Ep 150: Sohm Al
    Jun 30 2025

    Between us and Vidofnir's roost stands Sohm Al, Eorzea's highest peak. It's time to get climbing! Join us as we ascend through this Heavensward MSQ dungeon.

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    29 mins
  • Ep 149: Mourn in Passing

    Ep 149: Mourn in Passing
    Jun 23 2025

    Ravana is defeated and the way is made clear to Sohm Al, but we barely got a chance to hang out with the dragons of Anyx Trine! Today we rectify that situation, pausing to deal with those dragons before we continue our ascent.

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    42 mins
  • Ep 148: Happy Birchday! — Carpenters in Heavensward

    Ep 148: Happy Birchday! — Carpenters in Heavensward
    Jun 16 2025

    A father and son work out their family issues with the help of a hapless carpenter. Join us for this timeless tale, brought to you by the Heavensward Carpenter job quest!

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    38 mins
  • Bonus: Card Sharks 2 — TTRPG Starter Box

    Bonus: Card Sharks 2 — TTRPG Starter Box
    Jun 9 2025

    Filling in during our second week off is this episode from the Patreon archives: all about the Final Fantasy 14 TTRPG starter box that was released last year! Pod Return will return next week on our normal schedule.

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    1 hr and 58 mins
  • Ep 147: Lord of the Hive

    Ep 147: Lord of the Hive
    Jun 2 2025

    Left with a choice of facing the Gnath or abandoning our quest, we choose the former and challenge the Gnath's new primal. Join us as we enter a deadly dance with... Ravana!

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    50 mins