Episodes

  • Ep 97: Brave New Companions

    Ep 97: Brave New Companions
    May 13 2024

    Our coverage of the patch 2.3 story concludes! Alphinaud's bold new grand company comes together while we head off in pursuit of a heretic leader that is menacing our Ishgardian friends. One thing is certain: when we make it through these tribulations, we will have some.... brave new companions. Join us as we complete this leg of the main scenario in Final Fantasy XIV!

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    46 mins
  • Ep 96: Recruiting the Realm

    Ep 96: Recruiting the Realm
    May 6 2024

    Seeing the shortcomings of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, Alphinaud proposes to embark upon a new initiative: a militarized multinational force for good! This organization will need members, and who better to spearhead recruitment than its poster child: The Warrior of Light! Join us as we wrangle the masses in this continuation of the FFXIV main story!

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    47 mins
  • Ep 95: What Little Gods Are Made Of

    Ep 95: What Little Gods Are Made Of
    Apr 29 2024

    The aetherial rumbles in the Twelveswood have turned into a thunderstorm and we can no longer levin this matter alone. Fresh from the Ul'dahn refugee crisis, we flash over to Sylphlands to give their patron primal a talking to. Sparks will fly in our encounter with Ramuh in this continuation of the Final Fantasy XIV main scenario!

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    34 mins
  • Ep 94: Stories We Tell

    Ep 94: Stories We Tell
    Apr 22 2024

    This episode, we resume the Main Scenario Quest with the patch 2.3 story. The unrest plotted by syndicate member Teledji Adeleji has come to bear, with violent uprisings in Ul'dah's streets. Join us as we navigate this political and ethical morass in Final Fantasy XIV's main story!

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    47 mins
  • Ep 93: Fish and Chip off the Old Block — Sahagin tribe quests

    Ep 93: Fish and Chip off the Old Block — Sahagin tribe quests
    Apr 15 2024

    The Sahagin and Limsans have long been at each other's throats, with each perceiving the other as an existential threat. One Sahagin sees in this conflict the death of their people - a slow push off their coastal spawning grounds and a looming extinction without the ability to reproduce. He has no love for Limsa, but he will do what he can to safeguard his people. And in the Warrior of Light, he sees a potential ally. Join us as we dive into the Sahagin tribe quests in Final Fantasy 14!

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Ep 92: Whiners, Pie Tins, and Knives— Culinarians in FFXIV

    Ep 92: Whiners, Pie Tins, and Knives— Culinarians in FFXIV
    Apr 8 2024

    It's time to trade our weapons in for frying pans and enter the battlefield of the Bismarck: Limsa Lominsa's #1 restaurant and home to the Culinarian's guild. In this episode we through navigate kitchen drama and cutthroat critics as we rise from an above-average cook to a celebrity chef!

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Ep 91: 12 Angra Mainyu — Crystal Tower Part 4

    Ep 91: 12 Angra Mainyu — Crystal Tower Part 4
    Apr 1 2024

    Our Crystal Tower adventure concludes with a foray into the World of Darkness. For the first time in documented history, mortals will enter the Void! Our chances of survival are slim, but it's the only opportunity we have to rescue the ones seized by the Cloud of Darkness. Join us for this finale to the A Realm Reborn alliance raid series!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Ep 90: My God, It's Full of Stairs — Crystal Tower Part 3

    Ep 90: My God, It's Full of Stairs — Crystal Tower Part 3
    Mar 25 2024

    Every day is leg day as our Crystal Tower series continues into Syrcus Tower itself! We welcome an old nemesis and new friends into NOAH, and we gain entrance to the tower proper. Our mission: regicide. Join us for part 3 of our coverage of this A Realm Reborn alliance raid series.

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    1 hr and 22 mins