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Perfect Crimes

Perfect Crimes

By: Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet
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 Sit in with Joe and Nate as they consult clients on how to go about committing their perfect crimes. New episodes every Tuesday.©2025 Hillbilly Cartel True Crime
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  • When Sky Nockels Engulfs the Harvard Art Museum In Flames

    When Sky Nockels Engulfs the Harvard Art Museum In Flames
    Sep 9 2025

    This week on Perfect Crimes, we help the very funny Sky Nockels plan her perfect crime--burning down Harvard's Art Museum. Sometimes destruction is an act of creation, or something?

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • How To Get Trump To Cover Your Retirement: A Gary Bolles Crime

    How To Get Trump To Cover Your Retirement: A Gary Bolles Crime
    Sep 2 2025

    On this episode--bank robberies, holograms, and a very special crime involving our favorite criminal president and our favorite local criminal, Gary Bolles. How do you get Trump to pay for your retirement? Listen Now!
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    57 mins
  • Alexis Cristaldi: Cyber Vigilante

    Alexis Cristaldi: Cyber Vigilante
    Aug 26 2025

    This week on Perfect Crimes, we help Alexis Cristaldi perfect her brand of cyber vigilantism. Don't worry, she's only going after people who deserve it: the ones who don't laugh at her jokes. She might not be the hero we need, but she's certainly the one we deserve.

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    46 mins
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