Episodes

  • Episode 62 - I Have a Fat Neck
    Aug 19 2024

    Pack your bags! Why? Because Natalie is! THATS WHY! This is Pathetic and Poetic and we’re going an a journey filled with travel, togetherness, eviction, and spite! This week, Cory and Natalie write spite poems. Spite along with us!


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    42 mins
  • Episode 61 - Minutia Minuscha
    Aug 12 2024

    Come here poetic bubalas. Gather round your pathetic grand-poets as well tell you the tails of getting paid in pennies and the difference between a sperm whale and a beluga. This week, Natalie and Cory will reread old poems and edit them for the first time ever!


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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Episode 60 - Batman & Robin & Emo Boy
    Jul 22 2024

    Holy emotions, Batman! It’s time for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. POW! Right in the podcast!


    This week, The Notorious Natalie and her grammar fighting partner, CoryAnder fight off iguanas, astrology, and life goals. They also capture bouts of sobriety and chase after their emo phases and write poems about water. All of this and more on another exciting episode of PATHETIC and POETIC…IC…IC…IC.

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    54 mins
  • Episode 59 - Tepid Jalapeño Poppers
    Jul 8 2024

    Why won’t anyone date us? Seriously, why won’t they. Please tell us why? We need to know. WE NEED TO KNOW. Will you date us? This is Pathetic and Poetic, where we always open the door for you and never stand you up. This week, Nat and Cory write response poems to each other’s poetry.

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    31 mins
  • Episode 58 - HelloImDyingGoodnight
    Jul 2 2024

    So, makeup doesn't expire and women aren't funny. And please join us for more blatant lies on another episode of PATHETIC AND POETIC! On this episode, Nat and Cory write poems about “the funniest story ever told,'' while Natalie fights with technology and Cory tries their best to bring a voice to an AI comedian.


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    29 mins
  • Episode 57 - Experimental Helmet Baby
    Jun 21 2024

    Hello everybody and welcome back to Season 3 of Pathetic and Poetic. I am bio copywriter Cory and I just want to say hi. I don’t know if you all are reading this but I like writing them. If you are reading these, please DM Natalie just “🧶.” It’ll be our little secret. Annnyyyway! Enjoy an episode filled with secret backstories, celebrity look-alikes, and poetry about the chapters of our lives!


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    37 mins
  • Episode 56 - BDSM BNB
    Jun 10 2024

    WELCOME BACK to SEASON 3 of P&P!!!! Nat and Cory are so happy to be back writing, laughing, and talking about utter nonsense. This week Natalie learns the unsettling truth about Cory’s past as a mediocre track and field star. They talk about Nat's new job and Cory’s ‘busy May,’ mocktail months, and dream weddings on a cliffside. This week, they write poems about wonderful nature memories, and Natalie catches Cory in a nature lie.

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    44 mins
  • Episode 55 - Frit-TA-TA
    Apr 10 2024

    Welcome to the end of Season 2 of Pathetic and Poetic. We might be taking a break, but that doesn't mean we still don't have fun. Natalie and Cory talk about Scottish accents, nonsense things moms say, and new adventures. In this episode, Nat and Cory write a collaborative exquisite corpse about closing the book and starting again. See you all again really soon.

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    41 mins