Episodes

  • Post 100: Fifty Shades Freed: We Tell You Our Addresses So You Can Sex Us
    Oct 28 2021

    The steamy Fifty Shades trilogy ends and we've learned nothing. 

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    34 mins
  • 100TH EPISODE! Fifty Shades Freed: Hours and Hours of Moments
    Oct 25 2021

    Holy crap, billionaires. We did it. 100 episodes of the podcast. To celebrate, we finally finish the Fifty Shades series. We outlived Fifty Shades! And were more successful! Riffs include dick stickers, Bugs Bunny's indecent proposal, the impression bot, judo championship, the best way to end a book series, burning down buildings, get out of jail free cards, and dreams. 

    Thanks for 100 episodes everyone.

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Post 99: Bonfire of the Vanities: Steal Everything from Target
    Oct 7 2021

    I'll be honest, I don't remember what this one is about. I slept till basically 8pm today

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    34 mins
  • 99: Bonfire of the Vanities-The Lost Episode of Page 69
    Oct 5 2021

    Wow, what an episode. The famous lost episode. We call it that because we almost gave up during recording three times. But we didn't cause it's great and so are we

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Post 98: Marley and Me: Folks, the Dog is Real
    Sep 30 2021

    Plus we learn about celebrities!

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    25 mins
  • 98: Marley and Me: More Like Cujo and Me Lol
    Sep 27 2021

    Ben and CJ read Marley and Me! A book about a dog and some other crap, probably. This episode rules and we're back from a wedding, CJ's wedding, in fact! Also features one of our best opening bits ever. You'll love it!

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Post 97: Shutter Island: How to Kill a Goose
    Sep 2 2021

    You ever want to know how to kill a goose? This is the podcast for you

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    42 mins
  • 97: Shutter Island: Hooters on Ice
    Aug 30 2021

    The billionaires read Shutter Island, the only book that ever became a movie! 

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    1 hr and 10 mins