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On the Mess Express

On the Mess Express

By: Craig and Vanessa
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 We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME." No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time. Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it. #parenthood #parenting #marriage #relationships #podcast #marriagegoals #community #humor #family #raisingkidsCraig and Vanessa Parenting & Families Relationships
Episodes
  • Who even are you?

    Who even are you?
    Jul 14 2025

    In this inaugural episode of the Mess Express podcast, hosts Craig and Vanessa Simpson share their experiences as busy parents navigating the chaos of family life. They discuss the challenges of balancing work, social life, and parenting, while emphasizing the importance of community and connection. The couple aims to create a relatable platform for other parents, sharing their struggles and successes in a humorous and unfiltered manner. They also touch on the journey of starting the podcast, the expectations for future episodes, and the desire for audience engagement.

    #parenting #parenthood #podcast #family #community #rumor #relationships #marriage #marriagehumor #couplegoals



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    30 mins
  • The Fuck If I Know

    The Fuck If I Know
    Jun 16 2025

    Meet Craig and Vanessa — From offbeat parenting moments to unscripted real talk, this teaser is just a taste of the unpredictable ride we’re about to take you on. Laughs? Check. Eye-rolls? Absolutely. Honesty? Unfortunately. Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real than the convo is the mess behind it.
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    2 mins

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