Week 2 is in the books, and panic is already spreading fast. The Bucs pulled off a last-second win, the Bears got embarrassed by the Lions, and a whole crew of 0–2 teams are starting to sweat (yes, even the Chiefs). Listen in as the NOCA Crew break down the highs and lows, call out the week’s best wins and worst losses, and highlight the spiciest fantasy Top 5 performances. Ruben rings in with his picks, and we look ahead to a stacked Week 3 slate. Don’t hit that panic button just yet… or maybe do.

The NOCA Crew is back for another episode to break down the highs and lows of Week 1 in the 2025 season. Which teams came out firing, and who looked like they left their playbook in the offseason? Tune in for sharp recaps, bold bets, and your hosts’ must-hear picks for Week 2.

The 25-26 NFL Season is finally here! And it's already off to a thunderous... delay? Commish Jhonny and a (slightly under the weather) Co-host Crispy talk about the season opener and preview the week's matchups. They get a call from Rube who has the bets of the week and he even graces us with a Fat Phil Farfetched Parlay that includes 15 games spanning the US Open, NCAA Football and some NFL. $100 wins you over $115k if they all break the right way! Don't forget to set your lineups before an action packed weekend!

In "No One Cares About: Your Summer Hiatus" Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back! In their final offseason epsiode they recap their Scott Fish Bowl draft experience as well as their Final Dynasty draft. They both still have a few drafts to go including the Fumble Games that is coming up soon. Join the two as they get ready for the first week of the regular season next week.

It's done.

The football season has come to an end, and most of us are left with hangovers. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back to recap the big game, go over some hot off the press of season news and touch on the halftime show. This isn't the end of the NOCA Season though. The pod will be going through a brief hiatus and pickup again around the NFL Draft to get you ready for the next fantasy season!

In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Super Bets, it's that time of year again! Rube joins Commish Jhonny to go over all the different bets for the big game this weekend as well as two different locks, based on who you think is winning. From the power going out (again), to halftime and more they have you covered! Beyond that, they preview the game as well.

The latest episode of “No One Cares About” Your Almost Championship, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy recap the NFL's Conference Championships, and get every one ready for the Pro Bowl Games! Are you excited for them? Or is it just the Commish? Ruben calls in with a few bets for the Pro Bowl games like a true degenerate. The CCC's are back and the hosts recap their fantasy football leagues and championship results.

In this week's episode of No One Cares About: Your Snow Day, the NFL playoffs are here, with the Commanders facing the Eagles and the Bills taking on the Chiefs. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy talk about the impact of the weather made during the divisional round and whether (see what I did there?) makes the playoffs more or less enjoyable. They make their picks for the games, and they get a call from Ruben with a few bets for the penultimate weekend of football.