MattyMania: Bigger, Badder, Mattier! Meet MATTHEW!! A man driven by pizza but crippled by debt! His mom Janet is the ma'am of Scam and doesn't have two nickels to rub together for a tube of Polident to keep her nasty dentures in! His dad Matt Senior is a DUI grabbing, scallycap wearing, bike riding son of a bitch! He's mainly always agitated with his son's stupidity and overall existence. You can hear from the mountain tops when he bellows out MATTHEW!!. Is MATTHEW!! with his body Odor and green teeth one girls sweatshirt sniff away from getting a pizza?

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MattyMania: Bigger, Badder, Mattier! Meet MATTHEW!! A man driven by pizza but crippled by debt! His mom Janet is the ma'am of Scam and doesn't have two nickels to rub together for a tube of Polident to keep her nasty dentures in! His dad Matt Senior is a DUI grabbing, scallycap wearing, bike riding son of a bitch! He's mainly always agitated with his son's stupidity and overall existence. You can hear from the mountain tops when he bellows out MATTHEW!!. Is MATTHEW!! with his body Odor and green teeth one girls sweatshirt sniff away from getting a pizza?

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MattyMania: Bigger, Badder, Mattier! Meet MATTHEW!! A man driven by pizza but crippled by debt! His mom Janet is the ma'am of Scam and doesn't have two nickels to rub together for a tube of Polident to keep her nasty dentures in! His dad Matt Senior is a DUI grabbing, scallycap wearing, bike riding son of a bitch! He's mainly always agitated with his son's stupidity and overall existence. You can hear from the mountain tops when he bellows out MATTHEW!!. Is MATTHEW!! with his body

Odor and green teeth one girls sweatshirt sniff away from getting a pizza? Where the fuck is Janet's money going? And why does her stuff always get repossessed? Be careful podcast listeners Matt Senior is always watching! Somebody get this kid a fucking pizza! This is MattyMania!

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MattyMania: Bigger, Badder, Mattier! Meet MATTHEW!! A man driven by pizza but crippled by debt! His mom Janet is the ma'am of Scam and doesn't have two nickels to rub together for a tube of Polident to keep her nasty dentures in! His dad Matt Senior is a DUI grabbing, scallycap wearing, bike riding son of a bitch! He's mainly always agitated with his son's stupidity and overall existence. You can hear from the mountain tops when he bellows out MATTHEW!!. Is MATTHEW!! with his body

Odor and green teeth one girls sweatshirt sniff away from getting a pizza? Where the fuck is Janet's money going? And why does her stuff always get repossessed? Be careful podcast listeners Matt Senior is always watching! Somebody get this kid a fucking pizza! This is MattyMania!

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MattyMania: Bigger, Badder, Mattier! Meet MATTHEW!! A man driven by pizza but crippled by debt! His mom Janet is the ma'am of Scam and doesn't have two nickels to rub together for a tube of Polident to keep her nasty dentures in! His dad Matt Senior is a DUI grabbing, scallycap wearing, bike riding son of a bitch! He's mainly always agitated with his son's stupidity and overall existence. You can hear from the mountain tops when he bellows out MATTHEW!!. Is MATTHEW!! with his body

Odor and green teeth one girls sweatshirt sniff away from getting a pizza? Where the fuck is Janet's money going? And why does her stuff always get repossessed? Be careful podcast listeners Matt Senior is always watching! Somebody get this kid a fucking pizza! This is MattyMania!

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MattyMania: Bigger, Badder, Mattier! Meet MATTHEW!! A man driven by pizza but crippled by debt! His mom Janet is the ma'am of Scam and doesn't have two nickels to rub together for a tube of Polident to keep her nasty dentures in! His dad Matt Senior is a DUI grabbing, scallycap wearing, bike riding son of a bitch! He's mainly always agitated with his son's stupidity and overall existence. You can hear from the mountain tops when he bellows out MATTHEW!!. Is MATTHEW!! with his body

Odor and green teeth one girls sweatshirt sniff away from getting a pizza? Where the fuck is Janet's money going? And why does her stuff always get repossessed? Be careful podcast listeners Matt Senior is always watching! Somebody get this kid a fucking pizza! This is MattyMania!

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MattyMania: Bigger, Badder, Mattier! Meet MATTHEW!! A man driven by pizza but crippled by debt! His mom Janet is the ma'am of Scam and doesn't have two nickels to rub together for a tube of Polident to keep her nasty dentures in! His dad Matt Senior is a DUI grabbing, scallycap wearing, bike riding son of a bitch! He's mainly always agitated with his son's stupidity and overall existence. You can hear from the mountain tops when he bellows out MATTHEW!!. Is MATTHEW!! with his body

Odor and green teeth one girls sweatshirt sniff away from getting a pizza? Where the fuck is Janet's money going? And why does her stuff always get repossessed? Be careful podcast listeners Matt Senior is always watching! Somebody get this kid a fucking pizza! This is MattyMania!

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MattyMania: Bigger, Badder, Mattier! Meet MATTHEW!! A man driven by pizza but crippled by debt! His mom Janet is the ma'am of Scam and doesn't have two nickels to rub together for a tube of Polident to keep her nasty dentures in! His dad Matt Senior is a DUI grabbing, scallycap wearing, bike riding son of a bitch! He's mainly always agitated with his son's stupidity and overall existence. You can hear from the mountain tops when he bellows out MATTHEW!!. Is MATTHEW!! with his body

Odor and green teeth one girls sweatshirt sniff away from getting a pizza? Where the fuck is Janet's money going? And why does her stuff always get repossessed? Be careful podcast listeners Matt Senior is always watching! Somebody get this kid a fucking pizza! This is MattyMania!

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