🎙️ THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW: AI, EMOTIONS & SOUTHAMPTON’S DESCENT INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH 🎙️

We’re back with another gloriously unhinged episode, packed tighter than a Spurs trophy cabinet (zing!) and absolutely bursting with football chaos and AI-powered nonsense.

Here’s what’s in store:

⚽ Premier League Gameweek Review

From Liverpool all but securing the title while losing, to Leicester’s home form being outlawed under the Geneva Convention — we’ve wrapped up the entire weekend, so you don’t have to relive the Manchester derby sober.

🦁 England Chat with Tom Garratt

Tom joins us to dissect Thomas Tuchel’s first games in charge of England. Expect tactical analysis, confused wingers, and a midfield still wondering what it’s meant to be doing.

🌟 Lucy Bronze Feature

We go serious for once, when we shine a light on Lucy Bronze’s autism and ADHD diagnosis — and why her honesty, strength, and on-pitch boss energy matter more than ever.

🤖 AI Predictions for the Weekend

Will Brighton score with both feet this week? Will Leicester remember where the goal is? And will someone please check if Chelsea are alright?

😂 AI Joke Challenge

We forced our AI to tell jokes about Southampton’s relegation and it... got weird. NASA was mentioned. We’re not proud. Marilyn and Rebecca nearly cried.

🧠 Football for Dummies

This week: INEOS and Manchester United’s very expensive identity crisis. What is Jim Ratcliffe doing? Why are staff bringing their own lunches?

📢 Tune in, laugh with us, learn something, and most importantly — please check on your Southampton-supporting friends. It’s a tough time. Again.