Bella is rescued from having to watch her boyfriend's pickup baseball game by having a killer vampire start hunting her. She flees back to Phoenix with Edward's family, but even they can't protect her from the biggest threat: her own decisions.

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• (00:14) - Intro
• (00:50) - Recap
• (02:09) - Chapter 18
• (14:06) - Chapter 20
• (24:16) - Chapter 22
• (31:41) - Chapter 24
• (40:56) - Epilogue
• (47:07) - Review
• (51:33) - Outro

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Music: CHASIN' IT by Jason Shaw, licensed under CC-BY 3.0.

Edward and Bella find some private time so he can show her his sparkle. Then she meets his family, in their bathroom-less, bedroom-less house. Then, for some reason, baseball.

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• (00:13) - Intro
• (00:30) - Recap
• (02:45) - Chapter 12
• (11:00) - Chapter 13
• (21:27) - Chapter 14
• (34:30) - Chapter 15
• (42:35) - Chapter 16
• (48:41) - Chapter 17
• (59:13) - Outro

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In Port Angeles, Bella finds trouble but is saved by Edward. Romance blooms. Edward is worried about the extreme danger he poses to Bella, but he soon discovers that there is no level of danger that is too extreme for Bella.

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• (00:13) - Intro
• (00:31) - Recap
• (01:07) - Chapter 7
• (07:00) - Chapter 8
• (15:13) - Chapter 9
• (25:37) - Chapter 10
• (31:50) - Chapter 11
• (36:42) - Outro

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That's right, we're reading the sexiest of sexless vampire books: Twilight! High-schooler Bella Swan arrives in gloomy Forks, WA. She doesn't like what she finds there, with the exception of the beautiful Edward Cullen, who seems to hate Bella as much as she hates Forks.

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• (00:13) - Intro
• (00:34) - History
• (04:05) - Cover Review
• (07:55) - Chapter 1
• (15:12) - Chapter 2
• (22:21) - Chapter 3
• (26:26) - Chapter 4
• (30:06) - Chapter 5
• (36:23) - Chapter 6
• (40:05) - Outro

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Fiji gets out of the hospital (though Olivia does not), just in time for the Demon Sex Ritual.
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• (00:13) - Intro
• (00:32) - Recap
• (03:04) - Chapter 30
• (06:15) - Chapter 31
• (09:19) - Chapter 32
• (10:49) - Chapter 33
• (12:32) - Chapter 34
• (15:04) - Chapter 35
• (17:10) - Chapter 36
• (17:40) - Chapter 37
• (23:44) - Chapter 38
• (26:08) - Closing Thoughts
• (29:22) - Outro

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It's time for explanations in Midnight, as Lemuel tells his unexpectedly boring past, and Manfred learns the new gas station attendant's unexpectedly exciting story along with his connection to Manfred himself. Then the Midnighters tie up some loose ends permanently.

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• (00:13) - Intro
• (00:32) - Recap
• (01:11) - Chapter 21
• (09:17) - Chapter 22
• (10:53) - Chapter 23
• (14:53) - Chapter 24
• (17:38) - Chapter 25
• (19:40) - Chapter 26
• (24:19) - Chapter 27
• (27:17) - Chapter 28
• (30:06) - Chapter 29
• (32:26) - Outro

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Fiji teaches Teacher a lesson about invading her space. Lemuel knows how to uncover the dark secret of Midnight, but it requires somebody who can read Etruscan, which nobody living can.

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• (00:13) - Intro
• (00:31) - Recap
• (01:07) - Chapter 14
• (06:59) - Chapter 15
• (09:26) - Chapter 16
• (10:37) - Chapter 17
• (12:48) - Chapter 18
• (15:57) - Chapter 19
• (17:26) - Chapter 20
• (22:28) - Outro

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The strange suicides continue, and the Reeds are also getting hinky. Also, the malevolent presence at the crossroads is speaking to Fiji, who really doesn't have time for it.
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• (00:13) - Intro
• (00:32) - Recap
• (02:04) - Chapter 6
• (09:25) - Chapter 7
• (12:30) - Chapter 8
• (14:46) - Chapter 9
• (20:52) - Chapter 11
• (24:21) - Chapter 12
• (27:04) - Chapter 13
• (31:21) - Outro

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