Episodes

  • S1E7 LIVE! From the LA Riots

    S1E7 LIVE! From the LA Riots
    Jun 12 2025

    Haley and Alexis discuss the existence of the LA insurrection in real time, Elon's revelations, ObBbBbBbbBBbA, and the genocide in Gaza.
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    48 mins
  • S1E5 A Very Simple Word - Groceries

    S1E5 A Very Simple Word - Groceries
    Jun 12 2025

    Haley and Alexis discuss Trump and Zelensky's Oval Office fight, Steven Miller, the stock market, and learning new words.
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • S1E4 Who's Ezra Miller?

    S1E4 Who's Ezra Miller?
    Jun 10 2025

    Haley and Alexis discuss Russia, Kash Patel, the Real Housewives, activism, Cardi B, and JB Pritzker's State of the State speech.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • S1E3 Gayness in my Government Records

    S1E3 Gayness in my Government Records
    Jun 10 2025

    Haley and Alexis discuss X AE A-Xii, Pete Hegseth's alcoholism, Mitch McConnell, concentration camp parties, and Kendrick's iconic super bowl performance.

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    42 mins
  • S1E2 I Still Believe That He F***s Couches

    S1E2 I Still Believe That He F***s Couches
    Jun 10 2025

    Haley, Alexis, and their vocal fries discuss creepy Elon, cybersecurity at the treasury department, federal faith liaisons, judicial wins, and ET.

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    41 mins
  • S1E1 Has It Really Only Been Two Weeks?

    S1E1 Has It Really Only Been Two Weeks?
    Jun 10 2025

    Haley & Alexis discuss the first EOs, the ability of Trump to touch a bible, flat earthers, what Dems aren't doing, Geminis, and more.

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    38 mins