Episodes

  • The One Where Reed Gets Scammed

    The One Where Reed Gets Scammed
    Aug 20 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 19. Reed’s only two days back from vacation and already got phished by an email about “dress code changes,” which is not helping his anti-email agenda. The guys debate what they’re too old for, break down new Gen Z dictionary entries, and explore a life hack that might actually work. Plus they revisit the Dream Theatre, a drunk ex destroys a car, and Reed drops a shower thought that might ruin fines forever.
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    33 mins
  • Reed’s Back and He Still Hasn’t Read His Emails

    Reed’s Back and He Still Hasn’t Read His Emails
    Aug 19 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 18th. Reed is back from vacation and shockingly chipper for a Monday...but don’t worry, he’s already plotting his return to out-of-office life. Eddie gives him grief for not reading a single email, Reed declares work is a scam, and chaos resumes as usual. The guys debate whether fajitas are too much effort (Reed says yes, Eddie says no) and run down the Top 5 NFL jersey sales. Plus: the pros and cons of gossiping with your partner, a geography quiz gone wrong, and a not-that-Michael-J-Fox DUI makes headlines.
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    37 mins
  • ChatGPT Wrote Our Obituaries So You Don’t Have To

    ChatGPT Wrote Our Obituaries So You Don’t Have To
    Aug 7 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 6. It’s Reed’s last day before vacation, and the guys are spiraling in style by having ChatGPT write their obituaries. They also talk irrational fears like birds, escalators, porta-potties, and sinkholes, and debate whether ghosting or rejection is worse. Otis might secretly be the healthiest of them all thanks to juggling, which turns out to be great for your brain. Plus, forgetting names might not be your fault, the front-runners for the 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show, "retiring" at 38, and the mental damage of eating half a bag of Takis.
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    41 mins
  • Jack and Rose Would Have Broken Up Anyway and Other Hot Takes

    Jack and Rose Would Have Broken Up Anyway and Other Hot Takes
    Aug 6 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 5. Reed is one day closer to vacation and running on TikTok-fueled brain chaos, which means the takes are hotter than ever. On this Hot Take Tuesday, the guys debate everything from Titanic breakups and world peace through Pokémon Go to why night cereal just hits different. Eddie thinks he could survive Naked and Afraid (as long as he has underwear), Reed isn’t sure he has an internal monologue, and they both have strong opinions about expired cereal. Plus, National Underwear Day, Mountain Dew conspiracies, survival quizzes, time travel, and a new law that could send slow drivers to jail.
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    37 mins
  • Forget the Apps, We're Flocking Now

    Forget the Apps, We're Flocking Now
    Aug 5 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 4. Reed is in vacation mode but somehow shows up 13 minutes early, while Eddie returns from Springfield, Illinois, where he visited Abraham Lincoln’s house and definitely not a stamp convention. Karli joins the studio for a round of Top 5 nightmares, and Reed shares a wild story about a guy who got sandwich-related revenge four years later. The guys talk about the new dating trend called flocking, Reed’s obsession with weird world records, and why he thinks Eddie needs one too. Plus, strong cookie opinions, and whether money even feels real anymore.
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    30 mins
  • On God, This Wholistic Synergy Is Gaslighting Me

    On God, This Wholistic Synergy Is Gaslighting Me
    Aug 4 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 1st. With Eddie off at a stamp convention (allegedly), Reed brings in Dan Brown from the night show. The two dive into the petty art of revenge, including a woman who bought the naming rights to a dealership that repossessed her car. Reed puts Dan to the test with a Top 5 list of America’s favorite pies, and Karli joins for a round of Cap or No Cap where, unsurprisingly, she dominates. They also unpack the August blues and rage against buzzwords like “calibrate,” “on God,” and “synergy.” Plus we all learn a little something with Fun Fact Friday.
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    37 mins
  • Reed Missed Summer and Eddie Might Be Buzzed at Work

    Reed Missed Summer and Eddie Might Be Buzzed at Work
    Aug 4 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from July 31. Reed is fully checked out and half-assing his way through the week, while Eddie might be drinking hard seltzer at work after a labeling mix-up at the canning factory. They talk about the rise of the black cat boyfriend, the tuna wrap fail that ruined Eddie’s lunch, and whether clapping when a plane lands is normal or just plain weird. Karli joins the studio to play “Mile or Pile” against Eddie, and the guys go through a list of summer must-dos to figure out who actually made the most of the season. Plus, toenail jars, dogs getting full holiday plates, and a few hard no’s for Eddie’s soon-to-arrive foreign exchange student.
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    39 mins
  • Working on Ourselves One Gravy Stain at a Time

    Working on Ourselves One Gravy Stain at a Time
    Jul 31 2025
    Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from July 30th. Reed is running on low sleep and low self-confidence after a night spent chasing feral kittens and spilling both toothpaste and gravy on his shirt (again). The guys celebrate International Day of Friendship with a surprisingly heartfelt moment, and Eddie finally admits he’s warming up to using ChatGPT. They discuss tipping culture, whether God can be used as a legal defense, and the ongoing debate about age limits for adulthood. Plus, sleeping with the TV on, and a reminder that life is hard, but at least your friends can laugh with you about it.
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    36 mins