Episodes

  • Dollar Store Beef Jerky (part 2)
    Feb 8 2025

    Welcome to part 2 of our 2-part comeback episode! Listen to part 1 to not be confused! And please forgive us as us elderly individuals learn to navigate the Riverside switch.

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    50 mins
  • Dollar Store Beef Jerky (part 1)
    Feb 8 2025

    PART 1 of our 2-part comeback episode! This episode ends abruptly because we are still learning what on earth we are doing with the Riverside switch lol. We are elderly; please bear with us.

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    32 mins
  • Dandy Batman
    May 23 2024
    Started streaming on Tiktok, the birth of Dandy Batman and his sidekick, writing resumes, random players on Call of Duty Zombies, Cheek Abs, Idahoan Rap Hands, Traditional Rap Hands, and how a smart phone can break your toes.
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    1 hr
  • War of Tates
    Mar 17 2024
    Episode 58! Today we discuss the pros and cons of Ambien, Ben Shapiro doesn't want you to retire, the Tate brothers are a lil' sensitive, Global Guts for Adults, Restless Leg Syndrome, Gray hair/bad haircuts, Abbott Elementary, and Carly's obsession with MGK.
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    59 mins
  • Where is Miranda Sings?
    Mar 11 2024
    Episode 57! We follow up on 90s kids sports movies, discuss severe ADHD, why Jay isn't a reader, Katt Williams reads 60 books a week, cat meows, shingles sucks, kids are too soft these days, and where is Miranda Sings? Also, The Waterboy and Happy Gilmore.
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    1 hr
  • Naughty Nightcrawlers
    Mar 6 2024
    Today we discuss 90s kids sports movies and how epic they were/are, Kid Rock admits he threw a bitch fit about Budweiser on Joe Rogan's podcast, Jason Aldean bitches about rich people problems while the rest of us struggle to buy groceries, and how a former US Surgeon General got a $5,000, hospital bill for dehydration and *now* thinks the system is broken. Also, we circle back to why we can't stand Madonna and additionally why Carly loves Machine Gun Kelly.
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    1 hr
  • Super Bowl Letdown
    Feb 13 2024
    Happy Galentine's Day! Happy 14th birthday, Neko; we miss you! Also: Alaska Pox, the Plague, Alyssa Milano, dilated retina, and Kinetic Sand is still dope!
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    1 hr
  • Sissy-fied America
    Jan 26 2024
    Today we talk with our cat, Miss CJ, about MySpace, Xenga, Tumblr, and poor Steve Bartman. Also, we already have two Jinkies Patrol Dbag Award nominees for 2024! Women brawling in Target over pink Stanley cups. RIP Brown Mackie College.
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    1 hr