Well, here we go again. In this episode, Embert starts off trying to talk about gas prices—“back in my day, you could fill up your tank and still have enough left over for a pack of smokes and a hot dog!”—but quickly spirals into a rant about his grandson putting oat milk in his coffee and not knowing how to read a road atlas.

Embert reflects on the days when you didn’t need twelve apps just to drive across town and wonders aloud how we got to a place where people livestream themselves crying because their favorite sandwich was discontinued. There’s a tangent about turn signals (“they’re not optional!”), a confusing story about a squirrel in the attic that somehow turns into a metaphor for modern parenting, and a sudden musical interlude when Embert’s neighbor starts mowing the lawn mid-recording.

Of course, his grandson gets dragged into the mix again—this time for thinking the moon landing was fake and using words like “vibe check” in actual conversation. Embert doesn’t quite understand what a vibe check is, but he’s pretty sure it involves doing absolutely nothing and getting paid for it.

As always, Embert stumbles, grumbles, and fumbles his way through, but by the end, he circles back to something that sounds suspiciously like wisdom: “We didn’t have mental health days—we had ‘shut up and get back to work’ days. And you know what? We survived. Mostly.”

Tune in for another completely off-the-rails, oddly comforting dose of Embert’s rants, rambles, and reluctant wisdom. No agenda. No outline. Just Embert being Embert.