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I’ll Be in the Closet (Not Like That)

I’ll Be in the Closet (Not Like That)

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The kids are gone, the house is quiet, and Don might already be sick of Kelly… just 90 minutes into their solo time. In this episode, the Two Awesome People explore the elusive art of balance—between partners, kids, friends, and that all-important me time (which may or may not include hiding in a dark closet).

Kelly dreams of peaceful reading and photo organization, Don dreams of silence and possibly screaming into a truck steering wheel. Together, they unpack how couples stay connected, how to gracefully say no to social invites, and why “balance” doesn’t always mean “equal.”

Expect:
🧁 Metaphors about pie
🕳️ Closet hideouts
🎯 Brutal truths about watching TV as a couple
🚫 Why learning a new language might be ruining your life

It’s real, it’s funny, it’s a little too honest. Take a break, take a breath, and take some time—for you, us, or maybe just for them.

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