This week, we’re talking about the messy, brave, and sometimes painful parts of starting over.

Larissa gives us a house update, Fern heads to the doctors to get some lumps and bumps checked out, and Charlotte gets rejected… by her own coil.

But the big story this week - Fern opens up about how she met her husband, got married within a year, and ended up divorced. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a story that might just help someone else feel a little less alone.

⚠️ This episode contains references to drug use and domestic abuse. If you’ve been affected by anything mentioned, please reach out for support:

• National Domestic Abuse Helpline – 0808 2000 247 (24 hours, free and confidential)
• Talk to Frank – 0300 123 6600 (for advice and support on drug use)
• Mind – 0300 123 3393 (for mental health support)

🎧 As always, expect honesty, humour, and the reminder that even in the hard stuff — you’re never the only one going through it.

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Coils falling out, ambulances being called, and gym legs that just won’t quit — it’s been a week.

In this episode of Married. Single. Divorced., we’re talking:

• Charlotte’s coil making a dramatic exit (uninvited).
• Larissa’s gallstone ambulance trip (complete with an Ambo selfie).
• Fern’s post-gym leg drama.
• Plus, the big one: Charlotte goes salsa dancing, bumps into an old fling, and ends up in a McDonald’s car park with existential thoughts.

That little detour sparked a bigger chat about food, body image, and the complicated ways we cope when life gets overwhelming.

⚠️ If you’re struggling with your relationship with food or think you might have an eating disorder, please know you’re not alone. Support is available at beateatingdisorders.org.uk.

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Episode 2 — Getting Ghosted, Late-Night Plumbers & Love Languages

Dating in 2025: it’s messy, it’s exhausting, and apparently it involves ghosting, emergency plumber visits, and trying to figure out if “words of affirmation” really means getting chatty G to write you love poems. 👻🚰💌

In this episode of Married. Single. Divorced., we’re diving into:

• Charlotte’s latest ghosting saga.
• A late-night “plumbing issue” that got a little… unexpected.
• Love languages — do they actually help, or are they just another TikTok trend we’re meant to understand?

As always, expect oversharing, belly laughs, and proof that none of us have it all figured out.

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Episode 1: Married at 23, Our Gooch & Getting Shot Welcome to Married. Single. Divorced. – the podcast where three best friends in their 30s take their chaotic group chat public. Between us, we’ve been married, single, and divorced — so whatever stage of life you’re in, one of us has probably been there (or is currently living it).

In this very first episode, we’re laying it all out:

• What it’s like to walk down the aisle at 23 (and what comes after)
• Why “our gooch” is now officially part of podcast history
• The wild story that involves an actual shooting (yes, really)
• And how three mates thought, “you know what, let’s overshare into microphones”

This is the start of something messy, funny, and painfully relatable. We’re not polished, we’re not perfect, and we’re definitely not pretending life looks like an Instagram highlight reel. But if you’re here for belly laughs, honesty, and friendship that feels like your own group chat — you’re in the right place.

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Welcome to Married. Single. Divorced. The podcast where three friends in their 30s take their chaotic group chat public.

We’ve known each other since school, and while life has taken us in very different directions, our friendship has been the constant. This podcast is our way of letting you into the unfiltered conversations we normally keep between ourselves.

We’re not glossy, we’re not polished, and we’re definitely not tech wizzes - but we are here to make you laugh, nod along, and feel a little less alone.