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Premeditated Opinions

Premeditated Opinions

By: Josh & Pamela
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Some thoughts are premeditated. These are worse. Join Pamela & Josh for a fun-filled, highly opinionated spiral through what it means to live in today's world.

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  • Death By Southwest
    Sep 9 2025

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    This week on Premeditated Opinions, Pamela and Josh tackle two equally terrifying subjects: death and Southwest Airlines.

    Pamela admits to impulse-buying a cheeky “Sorry, it’s your problem now, I’m dead” workbook on Amazon (millennial estate planning at its finest), while Josh dreams of a documentary-worthy demise in the Brazilian Amazon. From life insurance woes to the logistics of becoming a peach tree, they dive headfirst into all the admin nobody wants to do but everyone eventually has to.

    Other highlights:

    • Ashes & afterparties: why funerals should feel more like music festivals than church basements.
    • Eco-friendly burials: composting, tree pods, and why Pamela will haunt you if you make her a dogwood (actually, she meant a bradford pear, commonly confused with dogwood trees).
    • Life insurance drama: when your medical history makes you literally worthless dead.
    • Southwest meltdown: how the “heart” airline broke ours by turning into every other soulless carrier.
    • Millennial nostalgia: why we cling to Harry Potter and free checked bags like emotional support animals.

    If you’ve ever wondered how to plan your funeral with flair, questioned whether brand loyalty is just trauma bonding, or simply wanted permission to throw a rave at your own wake, this episode is for you.

    Links Discussed:
    Sorry, It's Your Problem Now: I'm Dead, Workbook - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DRS8WBND?...

    Southwest Airlines: https://www.southwest.com/

    Dallas Love Field: https://www.dallas-lovefield.com/

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    Website: https://www.premeditatedopinions.com

    Youtube: https://youtube.com/@premeditatedopinionspodcast

    Substack: https://substack.com/@premeditatedopinions

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    43 mins
  • Carpool, Conferences, and Cults of Personality
    Sep 2 2025

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    This week on Premeditated Opinions, Pamela and Josh unpack the chaos of modern life — from the battlefield that is the school carpool line to the heartbreaking reality of lockdown drills.

    Pamela shares highlights from the Witness Success Conference in Louisville, including a wild session on laughter yoga (yes, fake-laughing until it becomes real). They swap stories about parenting meltdowns, cultural absurdities, and why laughter might be the most underrated coping mechanism we have.

    Other highlights:

    • Carpool drama: entitled parents, clueless merging, and near altercations with school security.

    • Lockdown drills: how kids process them vs. how parents struggle with the weight of it all.

    • Conference inspo: women in tech, powerful speakers, and laughter as medicine.

    • Taylor Swift appreciation: her business brilliance, generosity, and yes — Pamela was an extra in a music video.

    • Karaoke as world-saving strategy: what songs would actually save humanity?

    If you’ve ever sat in a carpool line ready to lose your religion, wondered how to cope with the absurdity of school lockdown drills, or needed a reminder that humor still matters — this episode is for you.


    Stay Connected with us on these platforms:

    Website: https://www.premeditatedopinions.com

    Youtube: https://youtube.com/@premeditatedopinionspodcast

    Substack: https://substack.com/@premeditatedopinions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/premeditated_opinions/

    Threads: https://www.threads.com/@premeditated_opinions


    And don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share us with your friends and family!

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    57 mins
  • Meet the Hosts!
    Aug 30 2025

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    Meet Josh & Pamela! Two people with entirely too much confidence, so we decided to put it all online. Lucky you.

    Stay Connected with us on these platforms:

    Website: https://www.premeditatedopinions.com

    Youtube: https://youtube.com/@premeditatedopinionspodcast

    Substack: https://substack.com/@premeditatedopinions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/premeditated_opinions/

    Threads: https://www.threads.com/@premeditated_opinions


    And don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share us with your friends and family!

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    15 mins
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