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How Vampires Stop Snoring

How Vampires Stop Snoring

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Snoring afflicts as much as 50% of people, but 0% of vampires. Their secret to a quiet night (day, actually) is simple, and you can do it, too. In this article, bestselling author David Rumfoot explains in simple terms what snoring is and what you can do to stop it, taking lessons from vampires of folklore and literature. 

The earliest recorded vampires were of the folkloric variety. These disgruntled corpses did not rest in peace, but at least they didn’t snore. Learn how to implement their successful strategy without duplicating their grave situation. In the 19th century vampires had a makeover, upgrading from earthen graves to flat, level coffins. While this could doom them to snoring, it did not. The reason they don’t snore is something anybody can do in their own bed. 

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