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How To Kill Donald Trump

How To Kill Donald Trump

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Episode 3: “The Time Travel Loophole & The Squirrel Coup: How to Overthrow a President Without Getting Arrested (Just Kidding)”


“What if we could prevent political chaos before it even starts? And if that fails… what if we just used squirrels?”


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In this wildly satirical episode, we take political absurdity to the next level. What if we could time travel to prevent Donald Trump’s presidency before it even began? Would we create a utopia—or an even worse timeline where Kid Rock is President? And if time travel fails, could an army of highly trained squirrels overthrow the government?


Join us as we explore the Grandfather Paradox, Hollywood’s ridiculous time travel logic, and the absolute dumbest ways to alter history (like raising baby Trump in Canada or giving him superpowers). Then, we get practical—kind of—with a step-by-step guide to staging a coup using only Twitter and 10,000 squirrels (don’t worry, they work for peanuts).


We’ll also revisit historical coups so absurd they almost worked, from Australia’s disastrous Emu War to Honduras’ real-life Clown Coup of 1977. And for those with a taste for sheer nonsense, we break down the worst possible ways to unseat a president, including banana peels, Jedi mind tricks, and a dance-off challenge Trump would definitely lose.


Why Listen?


✅ Dark humor, wild satire, and unhinged political absurdity

✅ A legally safe way to ask ridiculous questions about power and chaos

✅ Squirrel-based revolution planning (just in case)


Legal Disclaimer:

“This is a satirical podcast. Any resemblance to real-life events is purely coincidental. No squirrels were harmed in the making of this episode. If you’re a government agent, please know we respect the Secret Service, democracy, and acorn-based economies.”


Tune in, laugh (or panic), and let’s get weird.


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  • Oh My God, They Killed Donny!

    Oh My God, They Killed Donny!
    Jun 3 2025


    Oh My God, They Killed Donny!



    Podcast: How to Kill Donald Trump (Just Kidding)

    Satirical Commentary | Political Parody | Explicit Content

    Runtime: 25 minutes

    In this pilot episode of How to Kill Donald Trump (Just Kidding), we explore the cartoonishly endless political resurrections of America’s most infamous ex-president — through the lens of South Park’s most iconic running gag: the death and return of Kenny.


    From the bleach-injection debacle to the mugshot-as-merch madness, we map the metaphoric “deaths” of Trump’s many personas — political, cultural, moral, and memetic. We also introduce Trumpworld (a cursed amusement park), analyze the vampire-like qualities of the MAGA resurrection cult, and end with a full-blown satirical obituary that even Kenny would applaud.


    This episode is a sharp, absurd, and legally protected exercise in First Amendment satire. No real harm. Just vibes, metaphors, and a whole lot of dark comedy.


    🛑 DISCLAIMER: This podcast does not endorse or incite violence. “Killing Trump” refers exclusively to the symbolic, cultural, and political deconstruction of public personas through parody and critique. If you’re here for an actual murder plot… you’re in the wrong podcast, and possibly the wrong dimension.





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    Topics Covered:



    • “The Kenny Effect” – How Trump dies and comes back like a cartoon glitch
    • The Pandemic Special – Four symbolic Trump deaths in one COVID era
    • Trump as Mysterion – Immortal through scandal and spin
    • Trumpworld: Theme Park of the Damned
    • MAGA as resurrection cult
    • A fake obituary you’ll want to frame
    • Legal satire done right





    Subscribe, rate, and share if you’re tired of the same political reruns and ready to laugh your way through the cultural death spiral.
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    26 mins
  • “Time Travelers, Dolphins, and Psychic Attacks: Trump vs. The Internet

    “Time Travelers, Dolphins, and Psychic Attacks: Trump vs. The Internet
    Apr 28 2025


    In this chaotic, laugh-out-loud episode of How to Kill Donald Trump — With Laughter, we dive headfirst into the absolute wildest conspiracy theories floating around the internet about Donald Trump.

    Is he a time-traveling lizard wizard? An immortal vampire fueled by liberal tears? A puppet controlled by psychic dolphins off the coast of Florida?

    (Short answer: Probably not. Long answer: Buckle up.)


    Vince and the crew roast everything from Facebook witches trying to “manifest” Trump out of office, to psychic warriors throwing invisible energy knives at his aura, to the world’s worst hurricane forecast drawn with a Sharpie.

    No secret portal, no sage-burning ritual, no dolphin cabal is safe from this comedy breakdown.


    Warning:

    Listening may cause uncontrollable laughter, existential confusion, and a sudden urge to bury crystals in your backyard.


    Disclaimer:

    This show is satire. No actual harm is intended — except to your ability to take internet conspiracy theories seriously ever again.
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    17 mins

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Clever, entertaining & necessary

Brilliant satire - only negative is that this is Episode 3 and I can't locate EPs 1 & 2, I want more!

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