Episodes

  • I Get it, George! - Episode 59 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 7 Second Half
    Jul 4 2025

    Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with the SECOND half of the GODS EYE AHHHH. THE THEMES. THE SYMBOLS. THE WORMS.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Worms All the Way Down - Episode 58 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 7 First Half
    Jun 13 2025

    Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis and OMG ITS THE GODS EYE. ITS. THE. GODS. EYE. Also this is just Part 1 because we made a rly long podcast lol. Enjoy the worms <3

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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • How to Clicker Train Your Dragon - Episode 57 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 6
    Jun 6 2025

    Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 6. GENUINE TRIGGER WARNING for graphic SA violence. Tumbleton just keeps getting sacked in new and increasingly more disturbing detailed descriptions, and it's definitely the fault of those bastards! Little baby Daeron his whole-ass dragon have no way to stop them :-( Also Mysaria is here in a SPOOKY SCARY cloak. BOO!

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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • Pay No Attention to the Dragon Behind the Curtain - Episode 56 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 5
    May 30 2025

    Caroline and Gretchen continues their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 5. Daemon is BAD because he has SEX with his wife's permission, and he definitely is sleeping with that brown girl with the brown dragon who is SO POOR. Did we mention she's brown? Meanwhile, two flying themes battle it out near Dragonstone. Yay!

    Sorry Caroline's audio was weird, new microphone, new problems.

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    2 hrs
  • The Angriest Scribe - Episode 55 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 4
    Apr 14 2025

    Gretchen and Caroline are joined by YET ANOTHER FRIEND, Aashay! The group continues their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 4. While Woke Daeron marches on Tumbleton, Alicent proposes extremely reasonable peace terms that would definitely work! But Rhaenyra is just too crazy and evil! Meanwhile, the bastards turn cloak and burn Tumbleton because bastards are treacherous by nature. We also learn about the sin of every gender :-)

    The half hour easter egg of this episode is about Bridgerton. This is not a Bridgerton podcast!

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    2 hrs and 35 mins
  • Our Lord and Savior, Worms - Episode 54 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 3
    Feb 8 2025

    Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 3. Aemond burns all the smallfolk of the Riverlands, just like the conqueror did, while Crispy Cole gets shot to death by the Winter Wolves who simply do not give AF about his main-character energy. Also, worms!

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    2 hrs and 9 mins
  • What About the Cost of Dragons' Eggs Though? - Episode 53 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 2
    Feb 1 2025

    Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 2. Rhaenyra is EVHUL and passes TAXES on the people of King's Landing, since the crown has no money due to *checks notes* Aegon and the Hightowers literally stealing it all. Wow Rhaenyra is so evil!

    We also recorded this episode during the 12 hours that TikTok was banned xD

    Also the east egg is half an hour long because we have THOUGHTS god damn it

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    2 hrs and 26 mins
  • A Younger More Beautiful King - Episode 52 The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant Part 1
    Jan 24 2025

    Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis with the chapter The Dying of the Dragons: Rhaenyra Triumphant, Part 1. Rhaenyra EVHULY imposes taxes on the denizens of King's Landing, while Aemond successfully captures a totally empty Harrenhal. He then breaks up with with boyfriend Crispus Cole, because the commander refuses to literally kill everyone in a hopeless battle. Maybe Alice Rivers will give Aemond cognitive behavioral therapy, too?

    We also recorded this episode during the 12 hours that TikTok was banned xD

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    1 hr and 56 mins