Episodes

  • We've Got a Stalker

    We've Got a Stalker
    Jun 3 2025
    Join Danielle and Laura as they spiral into another week of unfiltered chaos.This episode, Danielle deep-dives into another hyperfixation: Pedro Pascal’s glorious arms, while Laura spills the tea on her recent NYC adventure, complete with her “daddy’s trust fund baby” stalker who may or may not be the heir to emotional unavailability. We also dive into what’s trending in pop culture, including our extremely unbiased takes on social media stars on OF (spoiler: we’re pro-hustle but anti-feet pics for free). Come for the opinions, stay for the delusions — it's therapy, but louder.
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Thanos My Dating Life

    Thanos My Dating Life
    May 14 2025
    This week, Danielle and Laura are spiraling (lovingly) about how they wish dating in 2025 had a Thanos snap—one snap, and the worst matches disappear into dust. Clean. Efficient. Emotionally responsible. Also: Walton Goggins’ chains. They’ve got us in a spiritual chokehold and we’re not fighting it. At this point, we’d follow that man into a desert cult with no questions asked. And finally, the cold hard truth—celebrities do not date civilians. We unpack the 3%
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    46 mins
  • A Lesson on Spoiler Alerts

    A Lesson on Spoiler Alerts
    Apr 29 2025
    It's taken Laura well over 24 hours to come up with a description for this episode and that's why it's late...not gonna lie. We're pretty pissed off about this past episode of TLOU and how our favorite leading men seem to like to unalive their characters......
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    53 mins
  • The Young & The Restless

    The Young & The Restless
    Apr 15 2025
    Oh how the turn tables...On the one hand, we've got Danielle...she's got a new exciting crush and unlike 99% of Laura's crushes, this one isn't unrequited (or so do the majority of the parties involved think) Laura's crush on the other hand...had a really eventful week...that did not involve Laura. The girls also discuss the Warfare press tour, Walton Goggins and unshakeable guilt that comes with watching Robert Irwin's recently released Bonds underwear ad.
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    53 mins
  • It was never about the hairline

    It was never about the hairline
    Apr 1 2025
    Danielle and Laura talk about the Warfare premier, they try to unpack what makes Walter Goggins Hollywoods latest baby girl and Laura's 193rd crush of 2025.
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Is Booktok Turning Dom women into Subs?

    Is Booktok Turning Dom women into Subs?
    Mar 24 2025
    Laura and Danielle Go over their results for the BDSM Quiz they took and TRUST it's exactly the opposite of what you'd expect.
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • A Day Late and a Dollar Short

    A Day Late and a Dollar Short
    Mar 18 2025
    So we totally ghosted you...and we're sorry. PLEASE TAKE US BACK!! It's episode 1 of Hottakes & Heartaches and we're so happy you're here. Catch up with Laura and Danielle as they talk about why the rebrand and where they're going next. This is going to be so much fun <3
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    53 mins
  • The end of the The Quinntessentials Podcast

    The end of the The Quinntessentials Podcast
    Nov 23 2024
    Alright babies, gather around it's Laura story time! Let me set the scene for you, it's set in New York, you're about to watch an off Broadplay and none other than.........walks out the doors. In other news, it's the end of an ERA
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    1 hr and 5 mins