Episodes

  • |HMCP 157| Wolf Man 2025
    Jun 11 2025

    This week, the Crew sinks their teeth into The Wolf Man (2025), the latest Universal Monsters reboot starring Christopher Abbott and directed by Leigh Whannell. With a blend of suspense, gore, and some very hairy family drama, this one left us howling—and maybe even sympathizing—with the monster.

    Plus, we debut HMC Vampire Hunters – Episode 3: “Late Checkout”, where the gang faces off against a terrifying new breed—vampire werewolves—running a cursed roadside motel. Wooden stakes aren't enough this time, and Seth might have finally met his match in a lycanthropic line cook.

    Josh breaks down wolf transformation logistics, Seth questions if this counts as a “hot monster,” and Jess swears she could’ve survived that final chase scene. Spoiler: She’s probably right.

    Have you seen The Wolf Man? Let us know what you thought!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • |HMCP 156| Heretic
    May 21 2025

    This week, the Crew dives into Heretic (2024), A24’s tense psychological horror-thriller starring Hugh Grant, Chloe East, and Sophie Thatcher. What starts as a simple door-to-door mission turns into a twisted battle of beliefs, manipulation, and survival. With a creepy attic, a bloodstained confession booth, and more questions than answers, this one gave us plenty to chew on.

    Also in this episode: HMC Vampire Hunters – Episode 2: “Blood & Buns” where the gang takes on a group of fang-toothed fiends hiding out in a bakery. Exploding vampires, enchanted bagels, and Jess’s electrified undergarments—what more could you want?

    Seth thinks he could absolutely escape that attic, Josh can't stop asking what the “one true religion” really is, and Jess once again proves she’s the most logical horror movie character we know.

    Have you seen Heretic? Let us know what you thought!

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    All Music By @Joshsmannequin

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • |HMCP 155| House on Haunted Hill (1999)
    Apr 19 2025

    This week, the Crew checks into House on Haunted Hill (1999)—a remake with a haunted mansion, twitchy ghosts, and CGI that hasn’t exactly aged like fine wine. From Geoffrey Rush’s full Vincent Price cosplay to Famke Janssen’s lethal glam, we break down every wild twist, blood-soaked hallway, and bad decision that makes this one a ‘90s horror time capsule.

    Plus, we run through the cast and where you’ve seen them before, dive into some behind-the-scenes madness, and talk about how Chris Kattan somehow ends up being one of the best parts of the movie. Yeah… we didn’t see that coming either.

    Have you seen House on Haunted Hill? Let us know what you thought!

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    All Music By @Joshsmannequin

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • |HMCP 154| Companion (2025)
    Mar 19 2025

    This week, the crew takes on Companion (2024)—a sci-fi horror thriller that throws its characters (and the audience) into a mind-bending fight for survival. With eerie atmosphere, unexpected twists, and plenty to dissect, did this one leave us impressed or just confused?

    Plus, Josh can’t stop talking about how much he loves Sophie Thatcher, and Seth may or may not have ordered a robot. It’s a weird one—tune in to find out!

    Have you seen Companion? Let us know what you thought!

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    • Zach F
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    • Naomi
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • |HMCP 153| Strange Darling (2024)
    Mar 5 2025

    In this episode, the crew dives into Strange Darling (2024)—a cat-and-mouse thriller that wastes no time throwing you into its twisted game. With tension, mystery, and some unexpected surprises, this one had us talking. Did it live up to the hype, or did it leave us wanting more?

    Also, will Jess actually make it to this episode, or has she vanished again for reasons unknown? Tune in to find out!

    Have you seen Strange Darling? Let us know what you thought!

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    • Zach F
    • Our favorite Nana!
    • Ashley V!
    • Brooke M from A Podcast on Elm Street
    • Naomi
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • |HMCP 152| Salem's Lot (2024)
    Feb 21 2025

    HMCP 152 - Salem’s Lot (2024)

    This week, Josh and Seth sink their teeth into Salem’s Lot (2024)—the latest adaptation of Stephen King's classic tale about a writer returning to his hometown, only to discover it's being overrun by vampires. Did this long-awaited remake live up to the hype, or was it dead on arrival?

    Meanwhile, Jess mysteriously missed this recording… was she avoiding the vampire talk, or is she secretly roaming the night now? We may never know.

    Have you seen Salem’s Lot (2024)? Let us know your thoughts!

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    • Zach F
    • Our favorite Nana!
    • Ashley V!
    • Brooke M from A Podcast on Elm Street
    • Naomi
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • |HMCP 151| The 27 Most Anticipated Horror Movies of 2025
    Feb 14 2025

    The Crew is back, and Seth & Josh are diving into the 27 most anticipated horror movies of 2025! From long-awaited sequels to brand-new nightmares, they break down what’s coming, what looks promising, and what might be a total disaster. Will this be a killer year for horror, or are we in for some major letdowns? Tune in to find out!

    Plus, for our Patreon Crewbies—more episodes are still coming this month to make up for January! Stay tuned for extra content as our way of saying thanks for sticking with us.

    Do you agree with our picks? What horror movies are you most excited for in 2025? Let us know!

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    • Zach F
    • Our favorite Nana!
    • Rosalind!
    • Ashley V!
    • Brooke M from A Podcast on Elm Street
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • |HMCP 149| Terrifier 3
    Dec 18 2024

    The crew tackles the much-anticipated Terrifier 3! In this episode, we review the movie and attempt to break it down scene by scene—though things get a little rocky. Why? Because Seth and Josh did not enjoy the movie. Thankfully, Jess loved it and did her best to keep the conversation on track!

    Whether you loved it, hated it, or haven’t seen it yet, this episode is full of unfiltered opinions, hilarious banter, and classic HMC vibes.

    👉 Want more Terrifier 3 content? Join the HMC Patreon for exclusive access to our commentary episode on the movie!

    🎧 Listen now, and let us know where you stand on Terrifier 3!

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    🎵 All Music By: @Joshsmannequin

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    • Zach F

    • Our favorite Nana!

    • Rosalind!

    • Ashley V!

    • Brooke M from A Podcast on Elm Street

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    1 hr and 11 mins