Chort and Chern talk over most of the Judas Priest & Alice Cooper performance at the O2. This episode also contains varying sound quality, constant cartoon references, outrages at beer prices, fights, and discussions about old heads vs new heads.

Hailing from the sanctum of Spirit Adrift, a man whose strings weave tales both dark and lit. With a guitar in hand and a voice that commands, Chort and Chern proudly stand to welcome the legendary... Nate Garrett. Find out more about Spirit Adrift's latest album Ghost at the Gallows (out on August 18th), some of the intricacies in the creation of the album, Nate's podcast Big Riff Energy, his movie preferences, philosophy, and more!

In today's episode, your favorite irreverent interview duo, Chort and Chernoglav, are heading to the land of pyramids and sphinxes, not for a sun-soaked holiday but to dive headfirst into Egypt's underworld with Ismaeel Attallah from Blackened Death Metal band, Crescent! Buckle up for a wild ride as they explore the catacombs of their latest bone-shaking album, prying loose the secrets behind the band's monstrous riffage and ear-splitting growls. They also take a time-traveling detour back to the mysterious genesis of Crescent, giving you a front-row seat to witness how these sonic sorcerers transformed into gods of the global metal scene. Chort and Chernoglav will also put their hilariously questionable hieroglyphic reading skills to the test, trying to decipher Crescent's cryptic lyrics about the ancient mysteries of their homeland. Grab your air guitar and join us for a riotous journey into the heart of Egyptian metal, punctuated with laughter, unbelievable stories, and of course, some seriously heavy music. This is not your average travelogue - it's Chort and Chernoglav's rocking rendezvous with the illustrious Crescent.

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Chort, your favourite crop infestor, rambles through his metal trip to Budapest, Hungary - where he visited metal bars, befriended a few Attilas, and interviewed Italian black/death band Obscura Qalma. Shout out to S8 Underground Club and BlastBeat Bar for showing me a good time!

Chort tries to make a full episode out of some metal news but doesn't realise how short it is. He discusses the Metallica/Bagpipe fiasco that EVERYONE is talking about, the new Dethklok movie, album and tour, Till Lindemann's sexual assault allegations, and our latest sponsor. PLUS, Chernoglav shares his drunken Spanish interview with Seville-based Thrash band Killdozer! Enjoy fellow Citadelians and as always HAILS METAL!

Your sleepy hosts have ended their summer hibernation and have hit their first live show of 2022's eternal autumn. They chat with brutal Brazilians Krisiun and the sandy haired Karl Sanders of legendary death metallers Nile. Stick around for funny tour stories, album talk, zero political commentary, and to spend some time with your friends Chort and Chernoglav!

While Chernoglav is festering in bed, Chort has taken the opportunity to speak to Thomas Eriksen, the driving force behind Norwegian Black Metal titans Mork! Listen to hear some EXCLUSIVE news about what’s coming next from the band, favourite beers, and inspirations from the art world. 

Check out their website for all your Mork-related needs and you’ll also be able to find links to Thomas’ brilliant podcast!