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Ghosts, Parsley, and Passive-Aggressive Paper Towels: A Spiritual Sh*tshow in the Kitchen

Ghosts, Parsley, and Passive-Aggressive Paper Towels: A Spiritual Sh*tshow in the Kitchen

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In this supernatural soup of absurdity, Erin, Pants, and Dr. Sizzle take a woo-woo detour into the world of haunted restaurants, ghostly dishwashers, and poltergeist-approved parsley sabotage. From bathroom paper towels that activate themselves mid-pee, to the Great Ghost of Jalapeños who may or may not hate bartenders, this episode has all the vibes of a séance... if the séance was hosted during brunch.

You'll hear:

  • A haunted margarita tank room

  • A skeptic slowly unraveling

  • “The Learning Tube” meets “The Paranormal Mop Squad”

  • Why ghosts apparently hate fresh herbs

  • And the mystery of the possessed Hollandaise sauce

🌀Bonus topics: vibrating shelves debunking ghost myths, emotional energy fields, and why John Legend has nothing to do with John Lennon (you’ll get it when you listen).

🎧 It’s creepy, it’s hilarious, it’s weirdly heartwarming—and like any great ghost story, it ends with a skeptical chef being haunted by a Red Bull-powered paper towel dispenser.

💀 Come for the hauntings, stay for the sass.

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