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Finding a Football Club

Finding a Football Club

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Three men. No club. One doomed mission. In this unhinged comedy football podcast, Luke Oddie, Jay Alexander-Ali and Will Herron trudge through the lower leagues of English football desperately searching for a team to call their own. No team is too obscure. No club is safe from judgement. This isn’t a love letter to football. It’s a late-night “You up?” text message.Finding a Football Club Football (Soccer)
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  • The Most Overrated Premier League XI
    Jul 3 2025

    This week on Finding a Football Club, Luke Oddie is joined by the podcast’s resident Italian stallion, Roberto Boni; making his ‘official’ debut after his previous booze-fuelled recording on Luke’s wedding night will never see the light of day.


    Today, it’s all about building the Most Overrated Premier League XI.


    Not bad players, not forgotten flops. These are players who have accolades, cult status and an army of fans… but we’re just not having it.


    Along the way, the lads dethrone two Manchester United and Liverpool legends, Roberto gets riled up when Robbie Keane or Ruben Neves are questioned, and bickering unfolds over who’s the worst: Raheem Sterling, Marcus Rashford and Wilfred Zaha.


    It’s fiery, opinionated and guaranteed to upset someone. Probably you.

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    59 mins
  • Port Vale, Salford City & Swindon Town
    Jun 26 2025

    This week on Finding a Football Club, Luke Oddie is joined by Jay Alexander-Ali, fresh from a romantic trip to Pisa. Mamma Mia!


    Under the microscope this week, Port Vale: the only club named after a canal; Salford City: the Class of ’92’s vanity project; and Swindon Town: David Brent’s worst nightmare.


    Plus, along the way the lads…

    • Visit the two closest stadiums in the UK
    • Question if Jay’s new girlfriends gets turned on by doors
    • Play Will’s intercontinental career progression quiz
    • Re-evaluate one-sided rivalries
    • Fire more unnecessary shots at ‘comedian’ Jack Carroll
    • And question if Finding a Football Club ever be affiliated with TalkSPORT


    Another episode of complete nonsense, loosely disguised as a football podcast.

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    43 mins
  • Barnet, Notts County & Newport County
    Jun 19 2025

    This week on Finding a Football Club, the original co-host, Dan, returns from exile. No Jay. No Will. Just Luke and the guy who was axed for knowing nothing about football.


    On the chopping block this week, Barnet: the only club named after a haircut; Notts County: where the world’s first tarmac road was laid; and Newport County: home to one of the Village People.


    Getting distracted, the lads debate which mascots could batter Dan, discuss dwarf life expectancy, expose Dan’s concerning revisionist takes, recall how Leslie Grantham murdered a German taxi driver, and play the nation’s new favourite game: Spot the Welsh.

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    32 mins

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