Welcome back, you beautiful eavesdroppers! Today’s episode of Feelings and F-Bombs is a chaotic masterpiece of spooky-season cups, cringe dating stories, questionable kissing techniques, baby memory crises, and the universal experience of public pooping solidarity. ✨💩

We cover EVERYTHING from corporate jargon hell, to why we can’t remember infancy, to the most aggressively stiff-lipped kiss ever described on a podcast, to the spiritual bond formed between two women dropping deuces in adjacent bathroom stalls.

If you’re here for:

• dating humor
• real talk
• intrusive thoughts with microphones
• questionable life lessons …you’re in the right place.

Grab a snack (maybe not if you’re poop-sensitive), settle in, and enjoy another unhinged rollercoaster episode with Madeline & Alexis.

00:00 — Welcome Back + Spooky Cups in Spring

03:15 — New Segment: What Has You F*cked Up Lately?*

04:40 — Corporate Jargon Hell & HR Simulation Energy

10:39 — Why Can’t We Remember Being Babies??

15:17 — Baby Kinks (don’t worry, it’s not what you think)

16:01 — Transition into Cringe Dating Stories

16:48 — Cringe Date #1: The Divorce Venting Steakhouse Saga

25:18 — Cringe Date #2: The Professor With the Rigid Lips

38:49 — The “Bag of Cheese” Perfect First Kiss Story

40:21 — Public Pooping: Shame, Solidarity & Girl Power

49:09 — Office Pooping Politics & Accidental Toot Trauma

53:13 — Lessons Learned + Outro

Episodes Mentioned

• Ep. 3 — Live, Laugh, Love through an Existential Crisis: Alexis expands on the corporate simulation vibes.
• Ep. 5 — WE LOVE CARROTS!: Featuring academic cringe & professors acting suspiciously human.

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In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, we’re getting spooky and sentimental. Madeline drops major life updates before the conversation flows from therapy insights to training boyfriends with M&Ms. Then things take a supernatural turn as both hosts share real-life ghost encounters. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and a little haunted.

Timestamps:

00:00 — Intro & Big Announcement Recording in October, releasing near Christmas. And Madeline's life updates

6:28 — Therapy with Friendships vs. Clients How Madeline can give advice to friends she can’t give to clients

11:21 —Training Your Boyfriend with M&Ms Positive reinforcement, harmless manipulation, and chocolate-based conditioning

13:13 — Thanks for Listening to our Ads Celebrating $0.08 in ad revenue and thanking the listeners

14:18 — Spooky Vibes Transitioning into ghost talk — “grab your cocoa and turn off the lights.”

33:25 — Weird Shit We did as Children Funny stories about the embarrassing, strange things we did as kids

48:40 — Wrap-Up & Odd Ending Somehow our video cut off. Maybe it was the ghosts?

In this episode, Alexis and Madeline go full rollercoaster—starting with the most pressing question yet: How do you brush your teeth? Then we dive into libido, emotional intimacy, and whether love is even real. Vulnerable, hilarious, chaotic, and heartfelt. Buckle up bitchessss.

Timestamps

00:00 — Intro How do you brush your teeth?

04:40 — Let's Talk Libido How female libido shifts with stress, birth control, age, health, and new-relationship energy.

20:00 — “Do Men Even Like Women?” Realizing men can love women; processing old narratives.

24:10 — Trust, Independence & Fear Fear of depending on a partner; finances; safety; self-protection in relationships.

29:38 — Anxiety & Bad Time Management Does anxiety run the show? Ways we naturally regulate.

45:11 — Wrap Up Follow us to get notified when new episodes drop!

In this candid, hilarious, and unapologetically honest episode, we discuss social media cringe, awkward public encounters, personal boundaries, and relationship patterns. Join us as we explore how being fiercely honest with yourself (and others) can shape your relationships.

Timestamps:

• 0:00 – Reflecting on the official launch Feelings and F-Bombs:
• 1:01 – TikTok troubles and social media cringe.
• 7:07 – The NPCs and the Glizzy Gobbler might have the right idea after all
• 11:51 – Pink penises and what NOT to do with yours
• 17:02 – Romantic relationships: being fiercely honest, recognizing patterns, setting boundaries, and self-reflection.
• 40:17 – Mercury in the microwave: Taurus and Cancers are the best duo, even if we don't believe in horoscopes

💅 The girls get real about growing up, leveling up, and knowing your worth. They talk magic, money, men, and mistakes — with the honesty (and delusion) that only two women in their late twenties can deliver.

This episode dives into:

00:00 – Catching Up & Feeling Official

-Lashes, brows, and sugar daddies by birthright

03:00 – Women Are the Magic

-Loving yourself and not over-performing

05:00 – Good Men, Bad Men, & Slim Pickings

-Showing up matters more than potential. “You can’t pick family, but you can pick your partner—so pick well.”

18:00 – Setting Patterns in Relationships

-How early relationship behaviors create long-term dynamics

21:00 – Reciprocity, Gender Roles, & the Lizard Brain

-Why over-giving can backfire

This week, we spiral (beautifully) from mascara mishaps to full-blown existential dread about corporate life, capitalism, and the myth of work-life balance (thanks a lot, Henry Ford). But it’s not all doom and gloom! If you’re questioning your life choices but still down to laugh through the breakdown… this one’s for you.

Timestamps:

00:00 - Intro Celebrating the growth of the show and reacting to being called “hilarious.” Actually funny or just delusional?

01:00 - Sleep Debt and Stress Aging hits different in your late 20s. From grad school to adult life.

3:36 - The Life Balance Myth Dive into how little time we actually have for ourselves after accounting for work and sleep. Sharing vulnerable, honest thoughts on corporate jobs, societal expectations, and feeling detached from purpose.

19:08 - Weekend Recap Texas Live, baseball traditions, and realizing the cheerleaders now look like teenagers. Another “I feel old” moment.

23:11 - Mexico Recap: Naked, Drunk, and In Love A chaotic, hilarious, and somehow romantic vacation story: piña coladas and falling asleep on the bathroom floor.

30:14 - Looking Ahead: PhD vs. Physical Pain One of us just finished the first quarter of a PhD—a true boss b*tch! The other has something… less fun. Real talk about an embedded IUD.

43:25 Follow @feelingsandfbombs Ending the show on a high note! If you like our content, follow us on socials and subscribe!

Links to references:

Do Nothing by Celeste Headlee: https://amzn.to/46qvuI3

In this episode, we start by unpacking what “adult dating” really looks like when you’re almost 30. Seven weeks of dating and already booking a flight to Mexico? Yeah… what could possibly go wrong?

But that’s not all—we dive into why peeing after sex is so important, and the unfiltered truth about butt stuff (a.k.a. the quest for the factory reset). Sprinkle in childhood cringe memories, veils in relationships, and why the government wants drugs to be illegal, and you’ve got a full send of laughs, honesty, and talking about the taboo.

Episode timestamps

00:00 — Seven-Week Boyfriend & Spontaneous Trip Knowing a guy for 7 weeks, flying to Mexico, “he could sell me in Mexico” energy.

3:00 — Birth-control and Adulting Medical procedure to remove IUD. Realizing that getting pregnant would be a-ok for us

9:00 — Veils, Code-Switching & Perception Conversation about veils (behavioral layers), feeling humbled by previous relationship, and seeing people differently.

10:50 — Butt Stuff Playful, frank talk: first-time stories, technique, factory resetting

16:40 — First Orgasms & Young Self-Exploration Hosts share memories of early sexual discovery, a need for age-appropriate sex ed, and why we should avoid shaming

28:25 — UTIs & Aftercare: How making babies in closets causes UTIs, pee after sex tip

34:43 — Wrap-up + Final Thoughts Reflections on growing up, relationships, pleasure, and being adult enough to handle the weirdness.