Episode Summary:

In their official return to The Radke Show, Melissa and David Radke kick off The Radke Show with exactly what you’d expect: no script, no filter, and zero understanding of how chairs, tables, or microphones actually work.

They talk about the chaos of launching the podcast, what led them back to the show (again), and a very real issue happening in their home right now—getting their daughter off to college... and all the emotional sabotage that comes with it. Spoiler: Melissa learns the term “soiling the nest” and uses it a lot.

Also in this episode:

• What it means to share your marriage publicly
• Whether influencers owe their followers honesty
• David’s not-so-viral opinions on what “viral” actually means
• A brand-new segment: Bless It or Block It
• A tender (and ridiculous) story about college orientation, calling the hogs, and embarrassing Remi

If you’re a parent sending a kid off to college, a couple who’s still talking after 30 years, or just someone who likes their laughter with a side of real-life mess—this one’s for you.

🧭 Timestamps:

00:00 – Welcome (and chair complaints)
05:15 – We’re bringing the show back—why now?
09:50 – Soiling the nest: What even is happening to our child?
18:40 – Melissa’s rage about the word “viral”
22:00 – Bless It or Block It: sneakers, Stanley cups, mustaches, and Swig
33:10 – Let’s talk about the Chrisley’s...
40:00 – Orientation stories & calling the hogs

🔗 Links & Mentions

• Harlan Cohen’s college prep advice → The Naked Roommate
• Watch the trailer for The Radke Show → https://youtu.be/wZ05-KXFBWw
• Subscribe to our newsletter → melissaradke.substack.com
• Follow us on Instagram: @TheRadkeShow
• Follow us on Facebook: @TheRadkes

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🔊 Quote of the Episode:

“She loves me. I know this. Because she pooped in my room this morning.” —Melissa

🎯 Melissa’s New Book: Chicken Fried Women

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