We start with Dana White’s game-changing move — the UFC signs a 7-year, $7.7 billion media rights deal with Paramount, killing the PPV model and putting every fight on Paramount+ for no extra charge. Are fight fans officially in a new golden era?

Then we get into Halle Berry’s ex claiming he left her because she “doesn’t cook, clean, or seem motherly.” Valid reason to walk, or just Hollywood nonsense? And do high-value women in career or social status actually make worse wives — or is that a tired myth that needs to die?

Next, a viral court case has the internet split: a dad who has his kid 4 days a week — and pays for everything during his time — is still ordered to pay $1K+ in child support. Is the system broken, or is the judge right?

We also break down the 12-state EBT junk food ban: from soda to candy, sugary snacks are off the table. Is this a real health win, or just another way to make life harder for low-income families

Plus — Anthony Edwards’ alleged custody standoff: $500K up front, $55K annually for life, child support, and an apology… is that negotiation or extortion?

And for 87 or 93 — if $5 million is on the line, what animal can you outrun?

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