On this episode of No News Is News, Alex R. Wagner breaks down the absolute insanity of the week. Hunter Biden gives a masterclass on the difference between crack and cocaine, inspiring Alex to try... PBR. We expose Ozzy Osbourne's hypocrisy after his family blocked Kanye West from using an "Iron Man" sample over antisemitism, digging up a vintage clip of Ozzy praising Hitler. Plus, we deep-dive into the unending Epstein saga, from South Park's brutal takedown of Trump to Alan Dershowitz spilling the beans on Ghislaine Maxwell, and the media's pathetic attempts to cover it all up. From Ron DeSantis getting heckled to Andrew Cuomo's sad excuses, no stone is left unturned. This is the news, unfiltered and unhinged.Chapters:00:00 - I'm Not Doing Crack, I'm Drinking Beer00:21 - Hunter Biden Explains Crack vs. Cocaine01:38 - Psychedelic News Warp03:39 - Ozzy Osbourne is a Hypocrite05:53 - Kanye West vs. The Osbournes07:22 - End of The Osbourne Rant10:37 - South Park Destroys Trump Over Epstein12:36 - Political Rant Intermission14:21 - The PBR Taste Test24:03 - Ron DeSantis Gets WRECKED by Heckler26:20 - Trump Gets Fact-Checked to His Face by Fed Chair29:23 - The Media is Lying About EVERYTHING30:48 - Sen. Hawley Grills Sisa Nominee on Government Censorship33:11 - Andrew Cuomo's Pathetic Excuse for Losing38:16 - Alan Dershowitz Spills The Beans on Epstein's "Rosetta Stone"40:01 - Why is Alan Dershowitz Still on TV?50:06 - Trump & The Media Are Collapsing Over Epstein56:01 - Final Thoughts: The Lobotomy of American Politics