Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror tales, and enough marinara-drenched conspiracies to make your Nonna flip the charcuterie board.

We dive deep on why Norman Reedus is pissin’ grenades behind the deli counter, why survivors are all basic crumpet-suckers, and how to run a basement hook operation with the Meatball Missile himself. It’s industrial. It’s polka. It’s trap. It’s chaos. Capisce?

Remember: Respect the sauce, or get the hook.

Nicky’s Body Count — Ep. 61:

• 47 unstoppable coughs into the mic — zero edits
• 1 post-viral throat infection cured by Victor’s meatball missile method
• 17 sausage rolls stolen straight outta Greggs by that bite-sized bastard
• 1 entire shopping center evacuated ‘cause Victor declared it “industrial polka trap zone”
• 2 Walking Dead survivors disrespected (RIP Rick & Carl’s vanilla asses)
• 3 conspiracies confirmed: Norman Reedus’s fetus is just bootleg Victor
• 1 grocery store chain economically burned to the ground for gatekeeping doors
• 1 entire audience forced to hear the “Fog-Spangled Banner” on the wrong damn audio channel
• Infinite respect lost for Death Stranding piss grenades
• 1 more city (Lewisham) permanently banned from Nicky’s marinara tour

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