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In this high-velocity “WTF is happening?” episode of the Ones Ready podcast, Jared pulls no punches breaking down the latest Pentagon finance dumpster fire—because apparently, the Air Force’s solution to a budget shortfall is to hit pause on YOUR retirement and nuke the Selective Retention Bonus mid-fiscal year. Classic.

We’re talking cancelled bonuses, delayed separation orders, SkillBridge chaos, and the mind-blowing revelation that even the Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force got blindsided. If you thought Big Blue had a plan, lol, think again.

This isn't normal. This isn't routine. And it sure as hell isn't okay. Jared brings receipts, ETP breakdowns, and a warning to every operator banking on a transition plan that just went up in bureaucratic flames.

🔥 Key Takeaways:

• The Air Force is out of money—mid-fiscal year. You read that right.
• Retirement/separation orders are being delayed until further notice if your date is in 2026 or later.
• SkillBridge? Yeah, good luck out-processing on time. Leadership says, “Manage your expectations.”
• ETPs (Exceptions to Policy) are only for mission-critical or personal disasters. Convenience doesn’t count.
• SRBs (Selective Retention Bonuses) for Spec War jobs were CANCELLED—no warning, no backup.
• Even the Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force was kept out of the loop. Wild.
• No, this does NOT “happen every year.” Stop gaslighting yourself.

⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 – Quick hit intro & no fluff
00:30 – Breaking news from ACC & CMSAF’s office
01:20 – Retirement/Separation Order freeze explained
03:00 – SkillBridge chaos and guidance
05:00 – ETP (Exception to Policy) flow & eligibility
06:15 – The SRB screw-job & why it’s unprecedented
08:00 – Why Special Warfare recruiting is hard enough already
09:00 – Final thoughts & "more to follow"

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