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Emergency Stop

Emergency Stop

By: MakeArmy
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Have a hard time making friends? Tormented or traumatized? Lonely? Weird? All of the above? Us too. Sometimes it’s best to hit the emergency stop, take a beat and have a laugh.

We can’t change our circumstances but we get to control what we allow to affect us. Alex, Miranda, Kyle and Matt get together once a week to talk life, share stories and relish in some dark humor. If you need a break from the real world you’re more than welcome to have a seat.

It’s all downhill from here.
Episodes
  • 26 Minutes of Juice

    26 Minutes of Juice
    Aug 21 2025

    Matt had a gang bang and it leads the gang to miss Boyce on the podcast. Is Alex a sociopath? Let’s dive into how the death of our grandparents (doesn’t?) affect us. Does a walking corpse traumatize children? Kyle got Norovirus and snarted. Anthony plays Fart Roulette. Soup! Crisco! Cars! Moose! Ya know what, this show is garbage maybe don’t listen to it.
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    1 hr
  • Corn

    Corn
    Aug 21 2025

    Anthony Ramontez is here and thank god because Alex thinks he’s going to get shot at LBX and he’s gonna need a body guard. How often do YOU think about the Roman Empire? Anthony does stand up at a gay club and Matt day dreams about the Las Vegas of the midwest. We discuss the vast corn fields of Iowa, giant cats and if you’re bored listen for the sound of the dryer buzzer! It means this terrible show is almost over.
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Colossal Country Time

    Colossal Country Time
    Aug 21 2025

    This week on Emergency Stop: Jessica joins us and shares in explicit detail how Colossal smells. Alex gets blasted by a poop shotgun, the gang talks sun poisoning and we munch down on some Country Time Lemonade powder. Miranda changes her breastmilk to soy and simultaneously share our favorite non-checkout-lane sweets, including the slim-jim of candy. All of this and so much more so don’t wait, listen to MCR and bate it!
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    59 mins
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