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Emergency Stop

Emergency Stop

By: Alexander Sellite
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 Have a hard time making friends? Tormented or traumatized? Lonely? Weird? All of the above? Us too. Sometimes it’s best to hit the emergency stop, take a beat and have a laugh. We can’t change our circumstances but we get to control what we allow to affect us. Alex, Miranda, Kyle, Jimmy and Matt get together once a week to talk life, share stories and relish in some dark humor. If you need a break from the real world you’re more than welcome to have a seat. It’s all downhill from here.Copyright 2023 Alexander Sellite All rights reserved.
Episodes
  • 017: Corn

    017: Corn
    Dec 14 2023

    Anthony Ramontez is here and thank god because Alex thinks he's going to get shot at LBX and he's gonna need a body guard. How often do YOU think about the Roman Empire? Anthony does stand up at a gay club and Matt day dreams about the Las Vegas of the midwest. We discuss the vast corn fields of Iowa, giant cats and if you're bored listen for the sound of the dryer buzzer! It means this terrible show is almost over.

    ►Check out our YouTube Channel about Lasers. ►Support the show on Patreon to get bonus episodes! ►Join the Emergency Stop Discord to make some friends. :C
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 016: Colossal Country Time

    016: Colossal Country Time
    Sep 24 2023

    This week on Emergency Stop: Jessica joins us and shares in explicit detail how Colossal smells. Alex gets blasted by a poop shotgun, the gang talks sun poisoning and we munch down on some Country Time Lemonade powder. Miranda changes her breastmilk to soy and simultaneously share our favorite non-checkout-lane sweets, including the slim-jim of candy. All of this and so much more so don't wait, listen to MCR and bate it!

    ►Check out our YouTube Channel about Lasers. ►Support the show on Patreon to get bonus episodes! ►Join the Emergency Stop Discord to make some friends. :C
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    59 mins
  • 015: Bee Sting Sixteen

    015: Bee Sting Sixteen
    Aug 4 2023

    Matt proclaims Bee Sting Cake the most delectable German confectionairy and the gang agrees post cereal fuckin sucks. Miranda and Matt discuss Alex's guilt driven parenting while he comforts his crying daughter. Miranda braves ghost town BoyZone. Kyle dies from violent exothermic diarrhea. Matt's 4x yearly injection costs $12,000 and he explains how he can tell his twins apart. Why the fuck do kids need refrigerators and how do they prepare for sweet sixteen and pregnant parties in the classroom? Find out on this episode of Emergency Stop.

    ►Check out our YouTube Channel about Lasers. ►Support the show on Patreon to get bonus episodes! ►Join the Emergency Stop Discord to make some friends. :B
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    53 mins
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