Episodes

  • Stefani Germanotta, You Will Always Be Famous
    Sep 17 2025

    Hi Divas,
    This week the divas discuss the various performances by the current class of pop girls on the 2025 VMAs and their extraordinarily parasocial relationship with Lady Gaga after witnessing the once-in-a-lifetime Mayhem Ball.
    We'll be back the week after next with a new ep for you!! Love you!!! Rah rah ooh la la, etc.
    Xoxoxoxo

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    34 mins
  • The Hateration Special, Vol. 1
    Aug 27 2025

    Bonjour Fans,

    This week the divas get into a plethora of cultural topics, including but not limited to: the dazzling film Weapons (2025), Cardi B's talent (or lack thereof), the new uncanny yet potentially inspiring pop conglomerate called "Katseye," and of course they discuss - how could they not - the ubiquitous T*ylor Sw*ft and their predictions for her upcoming album, "The Life of a Showgirl."


    Hope you love it!! And always remember: at the end of the day, to be a hater is to be a lover. Interpret that as you will.


    We love you!!! xoxoxo!

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • "Pass Me My Dress, Craig:" Beyoncé Albums Ranked, Pt. II
    Aug 20 2025

    NO RIGHT WAY. NO WRONG WAY. IT IS ONLY ONE WAY. THAT IS THE DIVA CONVENTION WAY.


    The divas are back to finish their epic ranking of the one, the only - Sasha Fierce, Yoncé, Queen Bey, Mutha of the House of Renaissance - Beyoncé Giselle Knowles' Carter's discography. They reveal their top 3 albums in a passionate conversation that descends into slight delirium as their recording crawls into the wee hours of the morning.


    We hope you love it!!


    THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxo!

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    1 hr
  • "I Came To Slay, Bitch:" Beyoncé Albums Ranked, Pt. 1
    Aug 12 2025

    Buzz buzz...ummmm, is that a fly? Ew. No, BITCH it's the beehive!!! BACK by popular demand, the divas return from a leisurely vacation - thank goddess they are well rested since they are taking on the absolutely gargantuan task of ranking Mrs. Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter's studio albums from least fav to fav.


    It's such a difficult task that they had to split the episode into two parts. Everyone go thank your hard-working divas for taking on what no man has ever had the bravery to do. Cunt to the feminine a WHAT OW!!!
    Before all that, they chat a bit about: Trisha Paytas's baby's soul-exchange misfire, how that directly caused the death of legend Ozzy Osbourne, and Demi Lovato's new dead-eyed era.
    Follow @divaconvention on insta for updates and all kinds of fun stuff!!! We love u like XO!!!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • "It's Lynchian, Bitch" (w/ Lexi Notrica)
    Jul 29 2025

    Hi Divanators,

    This week the divas are joined by another iconic guest - writer/producer, self-described aspiring nepo-relative, and all around funny ass girl Lexi Notrica. During this exclusive Diva Convention panel, they get into: Honey Boo Boo's legacy, their first experiences with illicit substances as teenagers, a tense debate over Halloween costumes, and the cinematic parallels between David Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" and Britney Spears' video for the song "Gimme More."
    Follow @divaconvention on insta for updates and info! Much luv!!!! xoxoxo

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Diva Download: "Kissing Jessica Wild" (w/Elmo)
    Jul 23 2025

    Hi Fans and Supporters,


    This week, the divas are joined by an ICONIC guest - the one and only artist Elmo Furchester, best known publicly by his mononym, "Elmo." Together, they discuss: the wasted potential of Temple Grandin's cow squeeze machine, Allie's extremely specific dream man, David Fincher's "Zodiac," the trope of the Scrambling Journalist, and the...unstimulating 2025 Emmy nominations.
    Follow @divaconvention on insta for updates and info!


    Xoxoxoxxo!

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    44 mins
  • "Shades of Blackiana:" Our Top 5 Ariana Grande Songs
    Jul 15 2025

    In this episode, the divas discuss: the sadistic and chilling social experiment currently being run in Fiji called "Love Island," Lorde's grim pubis art, and rank their top 5 favorite songs from the ethnic mystery that is Ariana Grande.

    Follow us on instagram at @divaconvention for info and updates. Xoxoxo!!!!!

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Diva Download: "The Mukbanger's Daughter"
    Jul 8 2025

    Hi fans, we're back from a long and luxurious f*urth of J*ly weekend with a short and sweet catch-up episode for you (divas need to relax too!! we'll be back next week with a brand new one).

    In this ep, the divas discuss: Gagacabana and the power of 2.5 million rabid gays, the Pope turnover, the karmic destiny of Trisha Paytas and her offspring, Katy Perry's post-space lobotomized affect, Lana Del Rey's creepy new era, and our dream weddings <3

    Follow us for info and updates on instagram @divaconvention. Love u xoxoxo!

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    33 mins