• While Duke's away the others will, well who knows really!
    Jul 15 2025

    This week on The Sports Wrap, things are looking a little different — and by different, we mean slightly unhinged. With Dukie off on a 7-week fishing holiday (because someone has to justify the cost of those overpriced reels), Simmo, Dangerous Dan, and Fred Flintstone have taken the wheel… and nobody’s quite sure where they’re heading.

    Simmo is still holding down the fort with another strong Simon Says, tackling all the big talking points in sport and dishing out his usual mix of insight, sarcasm, and simmering frustration. Around the Grounds returns to give you the latest updates from all codes, all over the place.

    And while Dukie’s away, someone had to take over Crunching Numbers — so who better than Dangerous Dan? Sure, he might need a little help telling a stat from a sandwich, but he’s bringing his own flair (and maybe a few dodgy spreadsheets) to the role.

    Fred Flintstone has been added to the line-up for one reason and one reason only: looks. He’s not bringing analysis, he’s not reading box scores — but he sure balances out the visual horror of Simmo and Dan behind a microphone.

    Expect laughs, left-field takes, and the kind of sporting banter that only happens when the adult supervision (Dukie) is gone. It’s The Sports Wrap — a little wilder, a little weirder, and absolutely unmissable.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Dukie is packing up and knicking off for 7 weeks
    Jul 8 2025

    Simmo and Dukie are back behind the mic for another action-packed episode of Sports Wrap, and this week it’s a bit of a special one. Why? Because Dukie is gearing up for his final show before jetting off on a 7-week holiday — and let’s just say, he’s not exactly leaving quietly. From the very first minute, Dukie is talking himself up like he’s won the Brownlow, the EPL, and the Super Bowl all at once!

    But it’s not all about Dukie (well, almost). The ever-popular Around the Grounds returns with Simmo breaking down the big stories from the weekend’s action, from footy to football and everything in between. Meanwhile, Simon Says takes aim — and this week, the target is none other than Dukie himself. And yes, there’s also a few things to be said about Xmas too.

    Of course, it wouldn’t be Sports Wrap without Dukie Crunching the Numbers. He’s bringing out the stats, the history, and maybe even a wild prediction or two before he signs off for his well-deserved break.

    Get ready for laughs, debate, and all the sport you can handle in this final Dukie-filled episode (for now).

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Strap in! The boys are firing on all cylinders!
    Jun 24 2025

    The boys are back with a brand new episode of The Sports Wrap, and it's packed with all the segments you know and love! Simmo kicks things off with Around the Grounds, taking you on a whirlwind tour of the weekend’s action across the AFL, NRL, EPL, and more. Then it’s time for Simon Says, where Simmo gives his unfiltered take on the biggest talking points, controversial calls, and the sporting nonsense that’s boiling his piss this week. And don’t worry, Dukie hasn’t gone anywhere — he’s Crunching Numbers like only he can, digging deep into stats, drafts, and the data that tells the real story behind the headlines.

    Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just in it for the banter, The Sports Wrap delivers bold opinions, sharp analysis, and plenty of laughs. Strap in — the boys are firing on all cylinders!

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Dukie's Crunching Numbers will have you running for the tissues with excitement!
    Jun 16 2025

    Simmo and Dukie are back in the studio for another unmissable episode of The Sports Wrap, your go-to for passionate opinions, razor-sharp stats, and the kind of banter you didn’t know you needed in your life. This week’s show kicks off with a twist—Simmo’s Around the Grounds takes an unexpected turn after resident NRL expert Josh Parke calls in sick. Never one to shy away from a challenge (or the chance to take the piss), Simmo steps up and delivers the NRL Wrap himself, giving us a no-holds-barred rundown of the league’s weekend action—whether Josh likes it or not.

    From there, it’s into AFL Round 15, and let’s just say Simmo is not holding back. With bye rounds wreaking havoc on the fixture, the Thursday and Friday night games were, in his words, “boring rubbish” that had no business being scheduled in the premier timeslots. If you’ve been frustrated by the AFL’s bizarre scheduling choices, this rant is for you.

    Then it’s time for the stat attack you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without—Dukie’s Crunching Numbers. This week, Dukie’s dived deep into the GWS database and come up with a stat so juicy, so beautifully nerdy, that data lovers everywhere will be rushing for a quiet moment to themselves. Honestly, it’s that good. Expect spreadsheets, graphs, and a fair bit of frothing.

    We’ve also got the ever-reliable Simon Says, Simmo’s take-no-prisoners segment that blends social commentary, sports oddities, and unfiltered rants into one glorious stew. From players milking free kicks to Simmo’s theory on why footy coverage needs less analysis and more chaos, it’s unpredictable and absolutely essential listening.

    Wrap it all up with in-depth analysis, some light sledging, and a few moments where Simmo and Dukie genuinely forget they’re on air, and you’ve got another classic episode of The Sports Wrap.

    It’s footy talk for fans who love the game, love the stats, and most of all, love a laugh. Don’t miss it!

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • The lads keep getting better
    Jun 11 2025

    This episode sees the much-loved Around the Grounds segment return, as the boys whip around the leagues to bring you the best bits, worst losses, biggest blow-ups, and unexpected upsets from the weekend's action. From local legends to international headlines, nothing escapes their radar.

    Dukie is still Crunching Numbers like a complete nerd—his words, not ours—and somehow makes deep-dive analytics actually entertaining. Expect everything from player averages and injury impacts to the sneaky trends no one else is talking about. If you're betting, tipping, or just want to win a pub argument, this is the stuff you need.

    And speaking of tips, Josh has absolutely nailed it this week with his NRL predictions. He’s picked winners, spotted the flops, and might just be the reason your footy tipping comp gets a shake-up. Keep an ear out—he’s in career-best form.

    Simmo’s also launched a brand-new segment called Simon Says, stepping in to replace an old favourite. It’s part rant, part wisdom, part chaos—as only Simmo can deliver. Whether he’s tearing strips off a coach’s tactics or telling it straight about the state of the game, this new segment is quickly becoming a fan highlight.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Collingwood is definitely the flag favourite and Simmo is ready for Melbourne in September
    Jun 3 2025

    Simmo and Dukie are absolutely killing it this week with another action-packed episode of Sports Wrap, the show where passion meets stats, and no game goes unnoticed. Whether you're a die-hard footy head or just love a good spray about sport, this one’s for you.

    The much-loved Around the Grounds segment is back, as the boys whip around the leagues to bring you the best bits, worst losses, biggest blow-ups, and unexpected upsets from the weekend's action. From local legends to international headlines, nothing escapes their radar.

    Dukie is still Crunching Numbers like a complete nerd, Simmo's words, not ours and somehow makes deep-dive analytics actually entertaining. Expect everything from player averages and injury impacts to the sneaky trends no one else is talking about. If you're betting, tipping, or just want to win a pub argument, this is the stuff you need.

    And speaking of tips, Josh has absolutely nailed it this week with his NRL predictions. He’s picked winners, spotted the flops, and might just be the reason your footy tipping comp gets a shake-up. Keep an ear out he’s in career-best form.

    Simmo’s also launched a brand-new segment called Simon Says, stepping in to replace an old favourite. It’s part rant, part wisdom, part chaos as only Simmo can deliver. Whether he’s tearing strips off a coach’s tactics or telling it straight about the state of the game, this new segment is quickly becoming a fan highlight.

    There’s banter, blow-ups, brilliant insight and maybe a few dodgy calls too. That’s all part of the fun. Tune in, wrap up, and let Simmo and Dukie take you through the week in sport like only they can.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Aother ripper episode from the boys.
    May 27 2025

    The boys are back in town, and they’re bringing the heat in another jam-packed episode of Sports Wrap with Simmo and Dukie! Whether you’re a die-hard sports nut or just here for the banter, this episode has something for everyone.

    It all kicks off with Around the Grounds, where Simmo takes you on a whirlwind tour of the weekend's results across the major codes. From last-minute goals to shock upsets, he’s got all the scores, highlights, and headlines you need to sound like you watched every game – even if you didn’t.

    Then it's time to let off a bit of steam with the return of What Boils My Piss. Simmo’s back behind the mic with his trademark mix of frustration and humour, taking aim at the little things that drive him up the wall – and trust us, you’ll be nodding along.

    Rugby league fans, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered too. Josh Parke is back with his NRL Wrap, bringing insight, analysis, and the kind of footy knowledge that only someone who lives and breathes the game can provide.

    And of course, Dukie is Crunching Numbers like only he can – digging into the stats, trends, and draft data that separate the contenders from the pretenders. Whether it's fantasy tips or recruitment strategy, Dukie brings the maths to the madness.

    Add in some classic back-and-forth banter, sharp takes, and a genuine love for the game, and you’ve got another must-listen edition of Sports Wrap. So grab your footy shorts, settle in, and let Simmo and Dukie take you through the week in sport – one laugh, gripe, and stat at a time.

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Simmo and Dukies 37th episode together
    May 20 2025

    Strap yourselves in because Simmo and Dukie are back behind the mic for another massive episode of Sports Wrap! As always, the boys are bringing the heat with their no-holds-barred take on the sporting weekend that was – covering all the big hits, shockers, and standout moments from the AFL, NRL, and beyond. Whether it’s a thrilling upset, a controversial call, or a rising star making waves, they’ve got it covered.

    Simmo is fired up and ready to let loose in his much-loved segment What Boils My Piss – expect passionate rants, head-shaking disbelief, and maybe even a life hack or two along the way. Meanwhile, Dukie dives deep into the data in Crunching Number, breaking down the stats you didn’t know you needed, but now can’t live without.

    This week, the lads are joined by special guest Josh, who jumps in for a deep-dive chat about all things NRL – from ladder movers to injury lists and everything in between. Expect insight, laughs, and plenty of friendly digs as the trio unpacks the week in league.

    Plus, the boys preview the upcoming round across the codes, share bold predictions, and maybe even a few outrageous hot takes. It’s footy talk, mateship, and mayhem all rolled into one.

    Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just trying to keep up at the pub, Sports Wrap has your weekly dose of sport served up with passion, banter, and a whole lot of heart.

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    1 hr and 23 mins