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Cracker Barrel Rebrands, Trump Hates Fresh Sheets, and Ducks Defeat Detention

Cracker Barrel Rebrands, Trump Hates Fresh Sheets, and Ducks Defeat Detention

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 Cracker Barrel ditches grandma’s kitchen vibes for a sleek new logo, and the internet unleashes its full fury. Trump reportedly freaked out over clean sheets, locked his own bedroom door against the Secret Service, and possibly hides the Epstein Files under his mattress. MSNBC accuses him of ankle concealment, and the White House hilariously plays along. Meanwhile, a federal judge shuts down Florida’s “Alligator Alcatraz” detention center… because you can’t build a prison in a swamp and pretend it’s not federal.
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