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Classroom Confessions

Classroom Confessions

By: Orlando Baxter
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🎙️ Classroom Confessions — A YouTube-first comedy show by Orlando Baxter Every Friday, comedian and former teacher Orlando Baxter reads and reacts to wild, anonymous school stories submitted by students, teachers, parents, and staff. From detention disasters to substitute teacher chaos, no classroom secret is safe. Watch full episodes on YouTube. Listen here for the audio experience. 🎧 Looking for the old long form episodes? They’re archived as Season 0 below — a deeper, interview-based version of the show before it evolved into the hilarious confessional ride it is now.Orlando Baxter
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  • 🎙️ Classroom Confessions Ep. 4 — Parents Who Did WAY Too Much
    Sep 26 2025

    In this episode of Classroom Confessions, Orlando Baxter — former teacher turned standup comedian — reads real, anonymous stories from parents who seriously overstepped.

    This week’s confessions include:
    🍼 A parent who shadowed their kid in kindergarten
    📖 A homework editor who went too far
    📸 A paparazzi-style parent with no chill
    🗣️ A sideline coach who forgot they weren’t on the team
    🎭 A costume sabotage that turned into chaos
    📱 And the classic iPad-obsessed parent

    Orlando gives each confession a grade — but you decide which one deserves Confession of the Week.

    📝 Got a school story of your own? Submit anonymously at orlandobaxter.com
    🎧 New episodes drop every Friday.


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    7 mins
  • Classroom Confessions Ep. 3 | School Crush Fails 😳💔
    Sep 19 2025

    Welcome to Classroom Confessions — the show where real school stories meet stand-up comedy.


    This week’s theme: School Crush Fails — because nothing’s more awkward than catching feelings in the classroom. From students writing cringe love letters, to teachers getting flustered by parents, to a guidance counselor exposing her crush in front of the whole school… these confessions prove that crushes and classrooms don’t mix.


    Join former teacher turned comedian Orlando Baxter as he reads 6 anonymous confessions from students, teachers, and school staff across the country — then gives each one a grade using his signature mix of honesty and humor.


    👇 Let us know in the comments:

    • Which confession deserves Confession of the Week?

    • What grade would YOU give?

    🟨 Submit your own anonymous school confession here:

    🎯 https://www.orlandobaxter.com

    📺 New episodes every Friday — YouTube + Spotify

    📲 Follow @orlandobaxtercomedy on IG and @orlandobaxter on TikTok, FB Reels, and YouTube Shorts for weekly clips

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    8 mins
  • Ep. 2 – Kicked Out of Class
    Sep 12 2025

    Welcome back to Classroom Confessions — where school stories get read and the behavior gets graded.

    This week’s theme: Kicked Out of Class — those moments when someone crossed the line… or got blamed for it anyway.

    Former teacher turned comedian Orlando Baxter reads six anonymous confessions sent in by real students, teachers, and school staff, then grades the behavior using his signature blend of honesty and humor.

    From a rap battle that went too far to an assistant principal who kicked kids out for telling the truth (about his poop shoe 😬)… this episode proves everyone has a moment they’d handle differently now.

    💬 Which one should be Confession of the Week?

    🎯 Submit your own anonymous school confession at orlandobaxter.com

    📺 Full episodes every Friday on YouTube + Spotify

    📲 Follow @orlandobaxtercomedy for weekly clips and behind-the-scenes

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    8 mins
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