Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating.

Timestamps:

00:00 – Intro & Destiny’s Child Origins

03:42 – Jay Z’s Satanic Panic & MC Hammer Disses

09:41 – The “Beyoncébub” App Satire 2

14:12 – Christian Leaders & Viral Lies

26:16 – Outro & Patreon Support Info

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