Episodes

  • From Jacqueline re: Today's the Last Chance for Lifetime Lock-in
    Nov 5 2025

    Hello folks. Just Jacqueline, I don't know if you can hear the sound of my Chi Vitalizer Pro Swing, um, or the, uh, top, top tap of my, my coffee, uh, but I'm here to tell you free feeders that this is your reminder. Okay?

    Today's the last day to do the big anniversary sale to go premium and not just go premium, but, but, but go Dear Friend Tier at $8 a month, when, as you know, normally it's $10 a month.

    Uh, what is the dear friend tier? Well, it's the new frontier for you. What do I mean? Well, I mean, bonus episodes of course. Uh, yes. That's the, it's the tier you need to get them, okay? Sorry.

    Uh, 20% off merch, product corner, ad-free, but above all, funding the show. Funding the show and yep. While it's normally $10 a month and will be again tomorrow, today, you can lifetime lock an $8 a month rate.

    Look in a few days, some friend of yours, okay? They're gonna try to sign up. You know, they're gonna go, oh, I wanna be a dear friend, and, and it's gonna be $10 a month. And you know, you're not gonna want to tell them, Hey, you got this deal. This is your chance, this is your chance today. So just taking a quick sip. Mm hmm. Yeah, we're making another one. Uh.

    So I highly recommend no…I just….I fear for you. I fear the day is gonna pass, and you’re gonna miss this, and you’re gonna be pissed.

    And for those who miss this missive, pray for another deal coming soon…and always listen to these last-minute messages, that’s all I have to say.

    Are you feeling me, people? Okay guys, I wanna see like 4K listeners sign up today.

    Look, I’m gonna be sitting on my couch tonight, and if emails come in and I see free feeders are signing up, I’m gonna be very happy.

    It would be a big deal. And uh, the ads don’t pay, okay? The ads don’t pay. We need you over there. Thank you.

    Sign up for the Dear Friend Fear. Jesus. Sign up for the Dear Friend Tier, lock it in for life at $8 a month.

    berlantnovak.supercast.com

    Or go to Instagram and go to the link tree.

    berlantnovak.supercast.com.


    Yep, you heard me. I’m very serious. Yep. Here comes my coffee.

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    3 mins
  • Episode 055: "Morning Nose"
    Nov 4 2025

    It’s raining in LA—a snow day—and the hags are back to Morning Poog. Jacqueline channels a football coach while Kate recovers from an animal in the floor. They delight at the emerging seasonal offerings, if only for the sake of marking time. A poet shares an affiliate code. More than ordered arrives in a package. The unconscious massage of the sternocleidomastoid. A scheduling bonanza, the two-restaurant experience and splitting a cocktail. Does fear of the blood draw stem from the process or the results?

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    43 mins
  • Episode 054: "The Haunted Car Wash"
    Oct 28 2025

    Halloween nears and the hags are back in the studio. Jacqueline discusses up lighting, Kate fears for the movie she hasn’t yet seen. Spontaneous toning in the home, boldly tearing off the vinyl. A discovery that London might withhold liquids from artists. Broth sidecar. Red light rotisserie. Send back what’s not yours, gently and lovingly to the source.

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    If you ever hear an ad during the show that you suspect shouldn't be there - please immediately let the Berlant & Novak ads team know at podcasts@wearebv.com

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    47 mins
  • A 4-Minute Phone Call + a Special Lifetime Offer
    Oct 23 2025

    A phone call from today to celebrate 1-year anniversary of going indie. The hags hopped on a zoom on-the-go for a spontaneous minisode with a red hot promo. An upgrade offer is now LIVE thru NOV 5 for a LIFETIME DEAR FRIEND MEMBERSHIP for 20% off…so for about 8 dollars a month, you’ll can lock in the $10/month therefor life. Finally enjoy the monthly bonus episode, product corner, and a bunch of wild stuff coming soon. Get in now to be part of the celebration. We appreciate you more than you know!

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    If you ever hear an ad during the show that you suspect shouldn't be there - please immediately let the Berlant & Novak ads team know at podcasts@wearebv.com

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    4 mins
  • Episode 053: **Water Flows Where Water Goes**
    Oct 21 2025

    The hags are back in the studio. Kate’s been on symptom watch and Jacqueline's been convex in a red light bed. A jaw pops from the revelation that Christmas is not far. Unless you open your termini your facial massage cannot de-puff. A generator hides behind camouflage that announces it and the smell of chlorine doesn’t automatically mean you’re in a Four Brooms venue. The hags reconsider the ever expanding skincare line of Augustinus Jedediah Binoffrio. It’s good to back.

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    If you ever hear an ad during the show that you suspect shouldn't be there - please immediately let the Berlant & Novak ads team know at podcasts@wearebv.com

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Episode 052: "HARDLY RF LOLOL"
    Oct 14 2025

    It’s basically the beauty sandwich. Taking a break from mainlining electrolytes. On second thought, no Mayo Clinic sweatshirt. Ice-ass cold. A Filofax youth. The pharmacy’s aluminum garage. Buying spiritual in a used book store. An incantation of safety to the self. A year of no hats. Throwing around the word proprietary. FMC.

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    If you ever hear an ad during the show that you suspect shouldn't be there - please immediately let the Berlant & Novak ads team know at podcasts@wearebv.com

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    55 mins
  • Episode 051: "The Poshmark Murders"
    Oct 7 2025

    You cannot fill the hole until you drill the hole. It doesn’t have to be unreal to be life-changing. Suckered by the protein algorithm into another cottage cheese recipe. An ADD-only island to thrive among likeminded. An altar with a sense of humor, aiming to impress. The failed promise of the giant chessboard. The first marg lays down a red carpet for the second. Rumor or research? I’ll have both.

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    If you ever hear an ad during the show that you suspect shouldn't be there - please immediately let the Berlant & Novak ads team know at podcasts@wearebv.com

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    52 mins
  • Episode 050: "Go Buy a Smile"
    Sep 30 2025

    Crank up the tunes during turbulence. The right to narrative continuity. The AmEx lounge—a glimmer in the desert. Two jousters with veiled competitive jovial hostility. Ordering hungry, paddling feet in ecstacy upon arrival. Fear observed, performing the self for others. Allergen extravaganza of opacity. As always, all information is sacred and interesting. Depersonalized service.

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    55 mins