In tonight's audio tale, you are a woman who wants nothing to do with modeling. You did it once, for a friend, not knowing her work would be placed in a gallery. Not knowing you would end up on a wall. It brings you to the attention of a man who's searching for the perfect woman. That's not you, you say. That could never be you. But he strongly disagrees.

The track featured in this episode's introduction, "Warm Guitar Song," was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

This audio features the following music tracks, all available under Pixabay's free-to-use license:

Forgotten World by moodmode

Darkness by AdrianEarnshawMusic

Never Again by GuilhermeBernardes

Phantom's Embrace by moodmode

No naughty stories tonight. Instead, I have the pleasure of sharing Episode 1 of Wkdfaerie's "Get In My Pants" series. In this rambling, very silly chat, the two of us bang on about various kinks, using this handy guide created by The Sanctuary of Sin.

To learn more about Wkdfaerie and listen to her work, you can visit her at https://wkdfaerie.carrd.co/.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

And for those wondering what the "dirty little crumpet dancer" thing is about... well, enjoy.

Ever get the feeling the letters of the alphabet are a big, dysfunctional family with conflicting agendas and delusions of grandeur? No? Just me? Tonight's episode is a silly (but soothing) ASMR audio to help you drift off.

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.