Episodes

  • Trump's Mystery Peace Deal & Marc Maron's WTF Signs Off with Obama

    Trump's Mystery Peace Deal & Marc Maron's WTF Signs Off with Obama
    Oct 14 2025
    President Trump declares the Gaza war over with a document nobody read that neither side signed. Marc Maron ends his sixteen-year podcast run with Obama dropping by to discuss partial victories and not annoying people into fascism. And John Legend tries positive reinforcement on Trump, promising him a Nobel Prize if he'll just stop with all the dictator stuff.
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    6 mins
  • Trump takes on Bad Bunny

    Trump takes on Bad Bunny
    Oct 13 2025
    From Washington, where “I don’t know him” is the new foreign policy, Patrick Gutfield unpacks Trump’s hilarious denial of knowing who global megastar Bad Bunny is—right before calling his Super Bowl halftime show “absolutely ridiculous.” Meanwhile, ICE and Kristi Noem threaten to turn the big game into Operation Tailgate, the Treasury plans to mint an actual Trump coin that may or may not be illegal, and insiders reveal the president’s insomnia is now a workplace hazard for everyone within Wi-Fi range.
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    7 mins
  • Elon's Sex Chatbots PLUS Octagon on the South Lawn: Trump Turns His Birthday Into a UFC Cage Fight

    Elon's Sex Chatbots PLUS Octagon on the South Lawn: Trump Turns His Birthday Into a UFC Cage Fight
    Oct 10 2025
    Forget candles — President Trump’s celebrating his 80th with chokeholds on the White House lawn. Patrick Gutfield unpacks the plan to turn the South Lawn into the Octagon, Dana White’s grass repair bill, Conor McGregor’s confusion, and why this might be the most violent birthday party in presidential history.

    Oh, and, Sex Chatbots.
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    8 mins
  • Trump Takes His Talents to Miami—with Will Smith and Lionel Messi

    Trump Takes His Talents to Miami—with Will Smith and Lionel Messi
    Oct 9 2025
    From Miami, where we’re getting jiggy with it, Patrick Gutfield covers Trump’s upcming tour stop—a star-studded business summit featuring Will Smith, Lionel Messi, and more billionaires than sense. Plus, Chicago Marathon runners prepare for a new kind of race-day stress—ICE raids—and Trump “reinterprets” the back-pay law he signed himself. Portions of today’s program were made with the help of A.I. We don’t pay them either.
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    8 mins
  • Speaker Mike Johnson’s Totally Normal Delay That Definitely Has Nothing to Do With The Epstein Files

    Speaker Mike Johnson’s Totally Normal Delay That Definitely Has Nothing to Do With The Epstein Files
    Oct 8 2025
    From Washington, D.C., where Dolly Parton is fine and Mike Johnson is totally not hiding anything, Patrick Gutfield breaks down why the Speaker refuses to swear in Arizona’s newest congresswoman—who just happens to hold the deciding signature to release the Epstein files. Plus, Attorney General Pam Bondi turns her Senate testimony into a masterclass in dodging questions, and Dolly’s sister accidentally terrifies America with a late-night prayer post.
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    7 mins
  • Trump’s Navy Rave: Fighter Jets, Stair Jokes, and Lots of Unpaid Seamen

    Trump’s Navy Rave: Fighter Jets, Stair Jokes, and Lots of Unpaid Seamen
    Oct 7 2025
    Nothing says “Commander in Chief” like showing up late to a military party you can’t afford. Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump’s wild Norfolk Navy spectacle — complete with unpaid sailors, a fighter jet branded “Trump 45–47,” and a 45-minute speech about stairs. Oh, and the First Lady napped through it. America’s back, baby.
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    7 mins
  • Taylor Swift wants you to know about Travis' big..... Johnson won't swear in Congresswoman

    Taylor Swift wants you to know about Travis' big..... Johnson won't swear in Congresswoman
    Oct 6 2025
    President Trump spent the government shutdown creating AI deepfakes instead of governing, then turned on Fox News for daring to interview a Democrat. Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to swear in a congresswoman who'd be the deciding vote to release the Epstein files—total coincidence, he swears. And Taylor Swift dropped her most explicit song ever about Travis Kelce's... talents. Federal workers aren't getting paid, but at least we're all entertained.
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    6 mins
  • Trump's World Cup Power Play, Melania's $90 Ornaments & LA's Million Dollar Bathroom

    Trump's World Cup Power Play, Melania's $90 Ornaments & LA's Million Dollar Bathroom
    Oct 3 2025
    President Trump discovers that hosting the World Cup gives him more leverage than a UN Security Council seat, threatening to move games away from cities run by "radical left lunatics" while holding cards on Israel's potential soccer suspension. Melania launches a Christmas ornament collection in October featuring American landmarks for ninety dollars each - because nothing says holiday spirit like spending that much on a miniature Statue of Liberty. And Los Angeles approves a one million dollar two-stall bathroom at Runyon Canyon, proving that even porta potty upgrades can become budget disasters in California. That's nearly half a million dollars per toilet, making this the most expensive place to take a break in American history.
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    6 mins