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Architectural Oversight Notification

Architectural Oversight Notification

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NOTICE OF NONCOMPLIANCE

File #: QJ-001-S1 Jurisdiction: Vault Dome District / Greater Googie Sector

Summary of Infractions:

  • General architecture fails to meet HOA stylistic codes
  • Unregistered AM-band transmissions detected
  • Exterior color schemes deviate from approved desert tones
  • Suspected use of restricted roofing compounds

Details Include:

  • All structures must feature stucco exteriors and ceramic tile roofing
  • Unauthorized broadcasting has reached listeners within a six-mile radius
  • Despite generous HOA-approved swatches in beige and sand, red and black remain prohibited
  • Roof sample analysis reveals illegal use of reclaimed tar and industrial-grade mystery steel

Required Action: Immediate review of this noncompliance notice. Begin remediation per enclosed pamphlets and color wheels. Compliance is not optional.

Penalty for Ongoing Violation: Continuous aerial monitoring via HOA-sanctioned drones, court-appointed field representatives, and compounding civic penalties.

Filed by: C.I.A. (Ceramic Intelligence Authority)

Status: Binding until further notice

Listen + Comply: https://www.quartzjunction.blog

CREDITS:

Segment Three Background Music: Steven Lynn Music – YouTube

Microcovers inspired by:

“Free Your Mind” – The Gorgeous Girls of En Vogue Amazon Link

Harry Perry – Heads of Skin: Greatest Hits of the Millennium Amazon Link

Note: These microcovers are presented as parody and satire, transforming the original works through comedic reinterpretation, and heavy respect for the artists.

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