Episodes

  • Happily Ever After S9 E10 - It's A Dogfight All the Way Home

    Happily Ever After S9 E10 - It's A Dogfight All the Way Home
    Sep 8 2025
    Miami Fight Club ensues at Yara's dog couture party; Jasmine pretends she doesn't want to move to Florida; Guillermo gets zero orgasms. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY and get on your way to being your best self. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • Happily Ever After S9 E9 - Shaken, Not Sirred!

    Happily Ever After S9 E9 - Shaken, Not Sirred!
    Sep 1 2025
    Tigerlily’s fertility helper picks up her placenta for the smoothie; Jasmine and Matt take a carriage ride but totally aren’t romantically involved; Kara and Guillermo try to force having fun but it’s all just sad bachata. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night’s sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY and get on your way to being your best self. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Happily Ever After S9 E8 - May the Force Be With You

    Happily Ever After S9 E8 - May the Force Be With You
    Aug 25 2025
    Darcey wears underwear and a giant coat to meet Georgi's parents; Adnan is man and knows everything; Matt is so f*cking short, there's no way he could EVER GET A DATE. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • Happily Ever After S9 E7 - Hasta La Vista, Baby

    Happily Ever After S9 E7 - Hasta La Vista, Baby
    Aug 18 2025
    Andrei shows Libby and CHAAACK his "real estate investment" but then admits his money has been stolen by Russians; Georgi doesn't have time to count how much money he makes; Adnan knows everything, he says, because he is husband. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night’s sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • Happily Ever After S9 E6 - Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn

    Happily Ever After S9 E6 - Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn
    Aug 11 2025
    Andrei and Libby consider buying a BANGALOW because Andrei lost the family's life savings in a "silent partnership real estate investment" in MALDOVA. Also Andrei thinks kangaroos are in the "rodent family." Kara sings bachata. Jasmine chases out VEGAS WH*ORE from Gino's family gathering. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night’s sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Happily Ever After S9 E5 - There's No Place Like Home

    Happily Ever After S9 E5 - There's No Place Like Home
    Aug 4 2025
    Gino questions why Jasmine chooses to live with Matt instead of being unhoused; Adnan eats BBQ; Georgi was genius boy in Bulgaria but then moved to the US to marry a D-list reality star, and now his family will be SO DISAPPOINTED. IT IS MUCH STRESS. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit https://www.ollie.com/craycray today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night’s sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Happily Ever After S9 E4 - A Boy's Best Friend Is His Mother

    Happily Ever After S9 E4 - A Boy's Best Friend Is His Mother
    Jul 28 2025
    Adnan gets annoyed with their sub-par suburban Hilton Hotel living conditions; Brandon is incapable of being sexy; Chaaaackkkk is slated to return to use his real estate skills to help Libby and Andrei on their HouseHunters International journey in Moldova. Get your Alloy prescription today. Visit https://myalloy.com and use code CRAYCRAY today for $20 off your first order! #AgeGracefully Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • Happily Ever After S9 E3 - You Can’t Handle the Truth

    Happily Ever After S9 E3 - You Can’t Handle the Truth
    Jul 21 2025
    Pregnant Tigerlily massages Adnan's shoulders; Yara decides to side with Libby in an effort to troll Loren; Darcey switches out her eyelashes from ginormous to slightly ginormous. Get the best savings of the season during Boll & Branch’s Annual Summer Event! Get 20% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/craycray. Limited time only. Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins