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Off-Brand Opinions & Cold-Ass Friendships ❄️📞💩

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we're throwing it way back—to unlimited nights and weekends, dollar-store knockoffs, and the kind of friendships that leave you passed out in the snow.

We kick things off with:
📱 Remember when you had to wait until 9PM to talk to your friends? Gen Z will never know the struggle.
🥤 Our favorite off-brand things—because sometimes Dr. Thunder hits harder than Dr. Pepper.
🤬 "UGHHH, THE WORST"—a game of gut reactions, irrational hatred, and Chris’s bed-taking etiquette (spoiler: it’s wrong).

Then things spiral into:
❄️ The time David got blackout drunk and Joe left him outside. In the snow. For hours. Friend of the year.
🍺 F***, Marry, Kill: But make it about beer, gas station snacks, and adulting.
💸 Sports betting logic vs. our betting wish list—because we’d absolutely bet on whether McDonald’s ice cream machines are working.
📉 Being an adult sucks: A TED Talk (but slurred).
🧑‍⚖️ Groups That People Hate Draft: Featuring Disney adults, HOA presidents, and anyone who calls soda “pop.”

And somehow it gets weirder:
🎵 State Anthems—we try to determine which state has the best song, but honestly forget half the states exist.
🧻 An Amazon review about 2-ply toilet paper that deserves its own Pulitzer.
🍷 This Week’s Pour Choices: Probably why our lives are like this.
⚡ He Who Must Not Be Named (unless it’s in a new HBO series).
🎉 Celebrity birthdays, including some people we definitely pretended to know.

Plus:
🍝 AskReddit – What’s the American equivalent of breaking spaghetti in front of Italians? (Answer: microwaving fish in the office.)
🧍‍♂️ AskReddit – What can you do better naked than clothed? (Let’s just say “vacuuming” wasn’t the answer we expected.)

So grab a drink, thank your off-brand childhood, and remember: if your best friend leaves you outside to freeze, at least make sure they draft you in the “groups people hate” round.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:30 – UNLIMITED NIGHTS & WEEKENDS
7:48 – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE OFF-BRAND THING OF ALL TIME?
14:15 – “UGHH, THE WORST”
15:22 – WHICH SIDE OF THE BED IS THE RIGHT, AND WHICH IS THE LEFT?
18:06 – LEFT OUT IN THE COLD
19:38 – F***, MARRY, KILL
23:22 – SPORTS BETTING
26:38 – WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD BET ON?
35:40 – BEING AN ADULT SUCKS
37:56 – “GROUPS THAT PEOPLE HATE” DRAFT
58:22 – STATE ANTHEMS
1:00:52 – CONCERNING AMAZON REVIEW
1:04:12 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:07:24 – HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED
1:09:43 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:13:50 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE AMERICAN EQUIVALENT OF BREAKING SPAGHETTI IN FRONT OF ITALIANS?
1:17:32 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO BETTER NAKED THAN CLOTHED?
1:23:23 – OUTRO

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