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Godparents, Ozark Pregnancies, and Who The F*** Are The “MDFoodieBoyz”!?

This week’s episode is a masterclass in first-world problems, poor life choices, and unfiltered stupidity—in other words, business as usual.

We kick it off reflecting on some of the most quick-witted comments we’ve heard before diving into a brutal round of yes or no only questions, where both answers suck and no one wins.

Then it’s a chaos buffet:
🧑‍🍳 MDFoodieBoyz are somehow Maryland’s #1 food podcast and we’re just out here wondering how “bagel toppings” counts as content.
🍼 A dramatic one-night stand in the Ozarks involving cheating, plane-seat eavesdropping, and a surprise pregnancy plot twist.
🌺 David recaps his Hawaii trip, and it turns out paradise isn’t immune to bad service or overpriced drinks.

But wait, there’s more questionable content:
📦 What’s the actual point of godparents?
🧠 What was better than sliced bread…before sliced bread?
🩲 When is the last time your little guy got direct sunlight?
🍔 What dream job would you take if you could do anything? (Spoiler: no one picked "influencer.")
📦 DoorDash fails… again. Because of course it did.

And because this is The Poor Choices Show, we obviously couldn’t end without:
💀 “Bad jokes” that may or may not get us canceled.
💩 Would You Rather scenarios that may or may not involve some of the people from some kind of pride event.
🍆 Ask Reddit: What’s a weird thing your body does, but not weird enough to go to the doctor?
🧠 What’s the dumbest thing someone said to you with absolute confidence? (Prepare for rage.)
🎂 Happy Birthday, Joe. Whoever the hell you are.

Plus, this week’s Pour Choices, where we drink to forget the fact that Chris just now did his taxes.

If you’re looking for mature content, you’re in the wrong place. But if you want to laugh at our pain and poor decisions? You’re home.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:20 – QUICK WITTED
6:40 – YES OR NO ANSWERS ONLY
10:11 – WHO IS THE CHOSEN ONE?
12:51 – WHAT’S THE MOST NORMAL THING ABOUT YOU?
16:24 – WHAT’S THE POINT OF GODPARENTS?
18:09 – WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
20:23 – NATIONAL NO PANTS DAY
21:33 – BOTHERED BY THE SMALLEST THINGS
25:28 – RECAPPING HAWAII TRIP
34:43 – EVEN MORE DOORDASH WOES
42:49 – ONE NIGHT STAND IN THE OZARKS
47:48 – “PARADISE” ON HULU
50:21 – F*** SEVERANCE!
54:07 – IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE?
57:43 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!
1:02:17 – MDFOODIEBOYZ
1:07:14 – CHRIS FINALLY DID HIS TAXES!
1:13:33 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
1:19:40 – BAD JOKES
1:20:54 – NATIONAL DAYS
1:22:42 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
1:24:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WEIRD THING IS GOING ON WITH YOUR BODY THAT ISN'T WEIRD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DOCTOR FOR?
1:28:28 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE DUMBEST THING YOU’VE EVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY WITH ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE?
1:32:16 – OUTRO

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