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Magic Buttons, Toothless Nightmares, and European Lizards Invading Ohio 🦎💀🍻

We’re back with another completely unhinged episode, and this one’s got everything—messed-up dreams, vocal regrets, and the biggest scandals from our high school days.

First up, we tackle the real questions:
🔘 If you had a magic button that did anything you wanted, what would it be? (Some of our answers should probably be illegal.)
🍳 When does a pan officially become a pot? (A debate so dumb, yet so necessary.)
🛌 Do blind people dream? (And if so, how?)

Then, things get weird:
😱 David had a dream where his teeth were falling out—what does it mean?
🦎 Apparently, European lizards are taking over Ohio. (We don’t know why either.)
🖊️ If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be? (Regret is inevitable.)

As if that wasn’t enough:
🎭 Who said it—James Bond or Austin Powers? (Turns out, they're way too similar.)
🏆 Sports Mount Rushmore—who are the four GOATs of these “sports” of all time?
🎂 Celebrity birthdays—Chris has one second to say the first thing that comes to mind.

We also hit some real-life scams, including:
⏳ Why has a "10-minute oil change" NEVER taken 10 minutes?!
🤯 Unexpectedly hilarious responses people have gotten online.

And of course, we wrap it all up with:
🍻 This week’s Pour Choices—aka, what questionable drink are we suffering through this time?
👅 Favorite tongue twisters.
🏫 What was the biggest scandal at your high school? (We probably shouldn't be sharing some of these...)

Another episode filled with terrible takes, questionable humor, and absolutely zero valuable life lessons. Grab a drink and lower your standards—this one's a ride. 🍻

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
5:42 – MAGIC BUTTON
9:29 – WHEN DOES A PAN BECOME A POT?
12:15 – DO BLIND PEOPLE DREAM?
16:04 – GETTING TATTED UP!
17:44 – CHRIS’S DREAMS
19:28 – EUROPEAN LIZARDS TAKING OVER OHIO
21:36 – MY TEETH ARE FALLING OUT!?
26:53 – DREAMS AROUND THE WORLD
29:28 – TOP 5 MOST COMMON DREAMS
31:28 – WHO SAID IT – JAMES BOND OR AUSTIN POWERS?
34:20 – NATIONAL MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY
37:42 – SPORTS MOUNT RUSHMORE
44:17 – UNEXPECTED RESPONSES
50:24 – 10 MINUTES OR LESS
52:16 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
57:02 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
1:00:08 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TONGUE TWISTER?
1:08:37 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST SCANDAL AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL?
1:15:04 – OUTRO

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