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Zodiac Academy: The Big A.S.S. Party

By: Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
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Once upon a moon, the wild wind whispered in my ear that the true queens were returning to Solaria, and I made it my mission to open up their path to the throne so that they could slip right in like an oily oyster.

Now, on this most special and wonderous of days, the very day of their birth–I will prove myself to be the most loyal and dependable of their followers. Though of course, Venus is in my chart, and Lady Petunia has caught sight of the bothersome barracuda once more.

Max Rigel is my most sinful of temptations, the shark in the dark who wishes to lure me to his sea cave, and I don’t know if I’m Fae enough to resist him for long.

But one thing is for sure. I will make certain the Vegas get the big A.S.S. party they deserve for their birthday, or I’ll die trying. Succulent squids be damned!

This is a 25k novella set in the world of Solaria during book five of the Zodiac Academy series, Cursed Fates, featuring Geraldine and Max as they attend the party of the century and try to resist the lure of the moon as it pushes them together once more. It’s full of slippery salmons and more buttery bagels than you can shake a stick at, and is best heard after Cursed Fates.

©2020 Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti (P)2023 Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance
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I cannot stress this enough, the accent that the audiobook performers have chosen for Geraldine is absolutely, positively atrocious. If I hadn't read and loved this book before, I wouldn't have made it through the first chapter, purely because of the audio narration.

On a positive note, this book is one of the funniest in the Zodiac Academy series. I had many a giggle. Will happily read again, but probably not in audio format.

Fun but off-putting narration

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Loveee hearing this snippet of the story from Max and Geraldine’s point of views - hope there’s more in the future

Obsessed with Geraldine

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But the accent in this audio, was too much, it felt like a knife in the ears. Glad I had the book also, or I may have ripped my ears off

I love Geraldine

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Geri's voice and her expressions are the least sexy thing ever heard but it WAS entertaining!

wtf did I just listen to?!

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My god! 12 minutes in and I’m done. That voice is fine in the full novels as Gruss is only a minor character but 2.5 hours of that and I would die. I’m assuming the book is just as good as the rest of the series but I will never know!

That voice!

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