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Off the Charts
- Narrated by: Georgie Carroll
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Stories full of infectious, hospital-grade humour and loads of heart, from Australia's favourite nurse.
Showering in gumboots. Bomb threats. Tables of turds. Welcome to the life of a nurse.
Nurses are our number-one unsung heroes. They're the ones in the trenches mopping up bodily fluids, holding hands, keeping things ticking - and always with a smile on their face. In Off the Charts, Australia's favourite straight-talking nurse and comedian Georgie Carroll lets you peek behind the curtains to see the inner workings of a hospital. Taking us ward to ward, limb to limb, stitch to stitch, Georgie does not hold back as she shows us the human fragility and fierceness she sees every day at work.
This is a laugh-out-loud funny celebration of the big-hearted, no-bulls--t nurses who, sooner or later, play a huge role in all of our lives.
Critic Reviews
"Georgie Carroll is [...] infectiously funny." (The Age)
"With her boisterous bedside manner and tales of behdind-the-scenes hospital hijinks, she's exactly what the doctor ordered." (Adelaide Advertiser)
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- Anonymous User
- 09-12-2023
Enjoyed the book
I enjoyed Georgie’s book. I laughed and related a lot to the content. I listened to it post seeing her live and found the same stories were told on stage and in this book.
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- Sally Coltzau - Writer
- 23-01-2023
Paints a hilarious picture for those not involved in health care!
Loved it, Would love to see Georgie doing standup. Great read / listen too. Highly recommend if you’re a nurse or health care worker. You’re guaranteed to get a laugh. For those who aren’t in health care. This is what they go through on a daily basis!
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- amanda handley
- 28-12-2022
Nurse Amanda
I love Nurse Georgie! As a former scrubber in theatres I miss my nursing days. I now am a dental assistant (which is like performing the most simple surgery). This book has given me a much needed nursing fix. Thanks Georgie x
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- Hannah Keast
- 24-11-2022
Hated it
Rambled on and on and on. I am a student nurse and couldn’t relate to much at all
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- Dee
- 27-09-2022
Fabulous antidotes
Thanks Georgie for a great mix of nurses dark humour with that gentle touch of empathy and compassion. As a nurse/midwife I laughed out loud listening to your adventures. We think that it’s just a job but it shapes our lives for the better .. Thank you
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- RACHEL ZUIDLAND
- 31-05-2022
Loved it!
You’ll laugh you’ll cry and probably pee your pants! Absolutely a must listen to! Thank you Georgie for your wonderful stories
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- Anonymous User
- 13-11-2021
The funniest read ever!!!!
I haven't laughed so hard for years. An honest and hilarious view of nursing. thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-10-2021
orka review
loved it , best chuckle in ages, while so true to the life of all health staff
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- Kindle Customer
- 22-09-2021
worth a laugh
most of this is old material rehashed , personally feel not quite worth the cost. but would look for another by georgie carroll
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- Leeta Parker
- 02-07-2021
Nurse humour
Yes, she made me laugh until I cried! Nurses have a special humour all of their own, and Georgie manages to get across the ‘why’ like no one else.
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