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Nothing Bad Ever Happens Here
- Narrated by: Heather Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A deeply personal collection filled with reflections on love, death, creativity and healing, from the award-winning author of Bruny and The Museum of Modern Love.
It occurred to me that nothing bad ever happens here. Every human life is perfect in its own way. We cannot understand that, because it seems like there is so much suffering. But maybe every life is perfect for we need to know and learn and see and understand. Even when we don't understand, even when the suffering seems unfathomable, does some part of us understand? Could that really be true, I wondered?
After a shocking family tragedy transforms Heather Rose's Tasmanian childhood, she becomes a seeker of life and all its mysteries. Heather has spent a lifetime testing boundaries and exploring the connections between love and death, the natural world and the body. Her questing spirit and her strong affinity with nature have inspired and driven her throughout her life—and deeply sustained her in times of darkness. Her words will bring wonder, light and comfort to all who listen to this astonishing book.
Nothing Bad Ever Happens Here is a luminous, compelling and utterly surprising memoir by the bestselling author of Stella Prize-winner The Museum of Modern Love and Bruny.
'A glorious novel, meditative and special in a way that defies easy articulation.' HANNAH KENT, author of Burial Rites
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- Anonymous User
- 09-11-2023
Most amazing book
Most amazing book Highly recommend finished it in two days! Thank you heather touched on everything
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- Alison De Santis
- 21-10-2023
Loved it
I love the lightness of the book. Although not in my world - it was lovely to listen to
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- Anonymous User
- 24-08-2023
marvelous
an exquisitely told, authentic memoir of love, loss, travel, spirituality, chronic illness, decades of grief, adventure, knowledge seeking, family breakdown, forgiveness, joy, curiosity, apparitions, wilderness and trailblazing. Funny, candid, juicy and deeply moving.
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- Jennifer
- 19-06-2023
An extraordinary life
Thank you for making me more conscious of the need to be more kind more loving to those around me and to be more conscious and active in caring for the earth (and seas!!!)
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- Anonymous User
- 17-05-2023
Beautiful, heartbreaking and inspiring story
Such an amazing story that is beautifully told and narrated. I cried, laughed and gained a new perspective on living with grief and loss.
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- Michelle
- 13-03-2023
Inspiring and beautifully written
A remarkable and inspiring memoir about strength and resilience. Thank you for sharing your story.
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- Anonymous User
- 20-01-2023
Be uplifted and inspired
Reading this memoir will make you laugh and weep and ultimately see the wonder and miracle that life really is.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-01-2023
Joyous 🏊🏻♀️💙
I inhaled this book in one sitting and loved it. Heather generously shares so much of herself and what she knows in this autobiography and I am very grateful for her words and the joy she has left with me. Thank you Heather!
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- Anonymous User
- 05-01-2023
Beautiful inside and out
This book really hit something within me, it flooded me with tears multiple times, it’s very personal but heather tells It in a way where everything relatable, we all really are the same. I think this book will stick with me forever, it has given me a drive for life
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- cathy
- 29-11-2022
Wow
Wow! What a journey I was just taken on. I’ve also shared with a friend who now will be purchasing. Unbelievable life 🙏
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