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  • Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

  • By: Neven Iliev
  • Narrated by: Jeff Hays
  • Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (404 ratings)

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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

By: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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Publisher's Summary

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level Five in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Gore, violence, explicit sexual scenes

Everybody Loves Large Chests was first brought to Jeff Hays on Soundbooth Theater Live, his live streaming narration show. Since then, it has been the most consistently requested and enjoyed title by fans. So much so, that Neven Iliev finally decided to approach us to put out a full audio version of the first arc in Boxxy's adventures!

The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:

Jeff Hays - Narration, Characters, Production Supervision
Dalton Lynne - Proofing
Alex Tate - Production, Editing, Mastering

©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Jeff Hays

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This book is great it does not follow a human or other main race but instead a monster witch I love 😆 great work and lots of jokes

Loved it

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All RPG/fantasy lovers should read this!

This is an amazingly fun lit RPG novel from the POV from a mimic. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself to this cheeky novel, that shamelessly explores the fun side of sex and villainry --- while simultaneously building a fantastic and engaging world. 10/10!

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A Fun Silly Read.

Jeff Hayes is great as usual. The story is fun and novel, if a bit gratuitous with the vore-ish stuff.

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Tasty

If I could have listened to the whole thing in 1 sitting in would have.

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Was surprised at how good this is!

I downloaded it out of horny curiosity but then I found out that this has an incredible story behind it!

An incredible twist on the fantasy genre.

Step into a richly realised fantasy world while following the adventures of a completly unexpected and hilarious main protagonist.

The narration was excellent as well. They made listening to this story an incredibly enjoyable experience.

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Fantastic

Hilarious and entertaining from start to finish. The most unique book I've read in years.

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Neat!

What is book? Is book tasty?

*Sigh*... Yes Master, book is very tasty.

Oh... good.

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Tasty story

One of my best books, make you love the main character and his "friends" even if that kill and eat most if npt all of the people they meet.

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it's good

I thoroughly enjoyed the story I would highly recommend the story flows is pretty constant

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Didn't think I would care for a treasure chest!

The main character being a mimic was unexpected, but welcomed. fairly amusing overall. very well performed.

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