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  • Boost Your Self-Esteem & Stop Shaming Yourself-Diet Positivity Guide (Keep Calm B*tch Life Lessons)
  • By: Mia Canton
  • Narrated by: Denai Carrillo
  • Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins

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Keep Calm, B*tch!

By: Mia Canton
Narrated by: Denai Carrillo
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A funny guide to staying happy while dieting. Keep Calm, B*tch! is a hilarious and uplifting guide to staying positive while on a diet. This audiobook is packed with funny anecdotes and motivational tips. Whether you're a seasoned dieter or just starting out, this guide is sure to keep you laughing and motivated every step of the way. So why wait? Download Keep Calm, B*tch! today and start your journey to a healthier, happier you!

  • Why Dieting Doesn't Have to Be a Downer
  • Embracing the "B*tch" Mentality: Adding a Dash of Humor
  • The Dieting Rollercoaster: Laughing Through the Ups and Downs
  • Finding the Funny: Humorous Quotes and Memes to Keep You Going
  • Dieting with Friends: The Joy of Supportive and Sarcastic Buddies
  • Lightening the Mood: Incorporating Laughter into your Dieting Routine
  • Breaking the Rules: Guilty Pleasures and Cheat Days (with a Twist)
  • Funny Food Substitutions: Turning Healthy Eating into a Comedy Show
  • The Art of Portion Control: Serving Size Shenanigans
  • The "Hangry" Chronicles: Laughing at Your Food Cravings
  • Exercise Excuses: Finding Humor in Workout Struggles
  • The Mirror Mirror Game: Comical Reflections on Body Image
  • Mind Over Matter: Hilarious Ways to Stay Motivated
  • Meal Prep Madness: Tackling Kitchen Disasters with a Smile
  • Dining Out Dilemmas: How to Laugh Your Way Through Temptation
  • Sneaky Snack Attacks: Ingenious Tricks to Keep You on Track
  • The Dieting Fashion Show: Embracing Your Changing Wardrobe
  • Kitchen Comedy: Fun with Food Prep and Cooking Mishaps
  • Dieting Diaries: Writing Your Way to Weight Loss (with a Twist)
  • The Sweet Tooth Saga: Finding Humor in Sugar Cravings
  • The Art of Food Selfies: Creating Deliciously Funny Moments
  • Dieting on a Budget: Laughing Through Thrifty Choices
  • Food Fails: Sharing Hilarious Tales of Kitchen Catastrophes
  • Breaking the Plateau: Fun Ways to Bust Through Weight Loss Plateaus
  • Exercise Enthusiasm: Discovering the Funny Side of Fitness
  • Self-Care and Pampering: Laughing Your Way to a Healthier You
  • Comical Cooking Classes: A Taste of Laughter with Healthy Recipes
  • The Funny Side of Temptation: How to Resist Food Temptations with a Smile
  • Cravings Confessions: Sharing Funny Stories of Food Obsessions
  • Grocery Shopping Giggles: Finding Humor in the Aisles
  • Stress Busters: Laughing Your Way to a Calmer Mind and Waistline
  • Fitness Fun: Hilarious Workout Videos and Routines
  • Dieting Dares: Challenging Yourself with Funny Goals
  • Social Media Shenanigans: Using Platforms to Share Laughter and Inspiration
  • A Family Affair: How to Include Humor in Family Meals and Activities
  • Traveling with a Twist: Finding the Funny in Dieting on the Go
  • The Laughing Weigh-In: Making Scale Time a Comical Event
  • Body Positivity: Embracing Yourself with Laughter and Love
  • The "Oops, I Did It Again" Moments: Sharing Funny Relapses
  • The Power of Laughter: How Humor Boosts Weight Loss Success
  • Laughter Therapy: Incorporating Funny Techniques into Your Routine
  • Spreading the Laughter: Inspiring Others on Their Dieting Journey
©2023 Charmaine Clark (P)2023 Charmaine Clark

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